Pre-Game Talk: Photo of A Bear Catching A Pig

[Mr Kot]

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[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[oilers4life5]

I expected something to do with Ethan Bear and Phil Kessel when I entered this thread.

 

[Coffey]

f***en Avs bois

Gonna have to dig deep for this win

 

[OfCorsiDid]

In case you guys don't remember what to expect. Expect the guys in stripes to gargle the Avs balls all night.

 

[yukoner88]

I just blasted a poo stain off the toilet bowl with my pee.

I had been working at it after having bad diarrhea earlier in the week.

I now have a tremendous sense of accomplishment

I have to tell everyone on the internet now

 

[Messrules11]

 

[Broberg Speed]

This feels like the most important game of the year.

And watch for low key dirty plays from Colorado. Particularly at this time of the year. Little injuries can last a long time.

You want to talk about stuff Louie DeBrusk does that grinds your gears. Watch for plays where McDavid or Draisaitl look like they may potentially be banged up a little but they continue their shift or head to the bench, and Debrusk says "they are no worse for wear." Guess what, they now have a nagging injury.

Going into the boards awkwardly with interference or a trip. A slash to the wrist. I've seen both of these aggressive attacks from Colorado. Into the boards for Draisaitl from Makar. Slash to the wrist on McDavid from a bunch of Colorado players. We owe them for these infractions to our superstars.

These players know exactly what they are doing. Injuries can linger into the playoffs and with the busy schedule, there is no time for rest to fully recover. The player potentially does not get back to optimal full motion or to the highest point of playing ability.

You don't think of the Avalanche as a dirty club but it is 100% part of that organization's culture. Dirty little bitches. And they get away with it.

Always hit them before they hit you. If one of our players goes down you board or slash one of theirs ten times as viciously. And you hit their big guns.

 

[Duke74]

This feels like the most important game of the year.

And watch for low key dirty plays from Colorado. Particularly at this time of the year. Little injuries can last a long time.

You want to talk about stuff Louie DeBrusk does that grinds your gears. Watch for plays where McDavid or Draisaitl look like they may potentially be banged up a little but they continue their shift or head to the bench, and Debrusk says "they are no worse for wear." Guess what, they now have a nagging injury.

Going into the boards awkwardly with interference or a trip. A slash to the wrist. I've seen both of these aggressive attacks from Colorado. Into the boards for Draisaitl from Makar. Slash to the wrist on McDavid from a bunch of Colorado players. We owe them for these infractions to our superstars.

These players know exactly what they are doing. Injuries can linger into the playoffs and with the busy schedule, there is no time for rest to fully recover. The player potentially does not get back to optimal full motion or to the highest point of playing ability.

You don't think of the Avalanche as a dirty club but it is 100% part of that organization's culture. Dirty little bitches. And they get away with it.

Always hit them before they hit you. If one of our players goes down you board or slash one of theirs ten times as viciously. And you hit their big guns.

 

[PULSATING]

Does Brown stay hot?

 

[Broberg Speed]

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The Avalanche have won three Stanley Cup championships (1996, 2001, and 2022). The franchise was originally based in Quebec, Canada, and was known as the Quebec Nordiques (French: “Northerners”).

 

[CornKicker]

Does Brown stay hot?

does the sun?

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[Dazed and Confused]

No surprise that Stecher's out, even if I would like to see more of him.

Nurse-VInny and Kulak-Ceci have been a better of recent, though facing Colorado will be a proper test. The Caps and Pens don't have the wheels anymore to expose a slow defence, while the Avs will exploit a lack of speed whereever they can.


I think they've got the forward lines more or less sorted for the next little while, after this game I expect to see some tinkering start on the defence.

 

[bobbythebrain]

This feels like the most important game of the year.

And watch for low key dirty plays from Colorado. Particularly at this time of the year. Little injuries can last a long time.

You want to talk about stuff Louie DeBrusk does that grinds your gears. Watch for plays where McDavid or Draisaitl look like they may potentially be banged up a little but they continue their shift or head to the bench, and Debrusk says "they are no worse for wear." Guess what, they now have a nagging injury.

Going into the boards awkwardly with interference or a trip. A slash to the wrist. I've seen both of these aggressive attacks from Colorado. Into the boards for Draisaitl from Makar. Slash to the wrist on McDavid from a bunch of Colorado players. We owe them for these infractions to our superstars.

These players know exactly what they are doing. Injuries can linger into the playoffs and with the busy schedule, there is no time for rest to fully recover. The player potentially does not get back to optimal full motion or to the highest point of playing ability.

You don't think of the Avalanche as a dirty club but it is 100% part of that organization's culture. Dirty little bitches. And they get away with it.

Always hit them before they hit you. If one of our players goes down you board or slash one of theirs ten times as viciously. And you hit their big guns.

 

[Broberg Speed]

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There's bobby, he's ok. He was in the woods, surviving off of nuts and berries stolen from the squirrels.

 

[bobbythebrain]

There's bobby, he's ok. He was in the woods, surviving off of nuts and berries stolen from the squirrels.

There's Broberg. Making long posts about make belief as usual, nothing based on facts.
Colorado is not considered a dirty team at all. With players like Marchand, The Tkachuks, Gudas Cousins....these teams get labelled as dirty.
Your post was just another long winded fairytale

 

[Broberg Speed]

There's Broberg. Making long posts about make belief as usual, nothing based on facts.
Colorado is not considered a dirty team at all. With players like Marchand, The Tkachuks, Gudas Cousins....these teams get labelled as dirty.
Your post was just a other long winded fairytale

you get wifi?

you know you shouldn't poop in there

 

[Mav3rick07]

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In case you guys don't remember what to expect. Expect the guys in stripes to gargle the Avs balls all night.

Colorado, Vancouver and Vegas are among top power-play opportunities.

 

[Tobias Kahun]

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In case you guys don't remember what to expect. Expect the guys in stripes to gargle the Avs balls all night.

I love how the canucks were crying about it when they played them too, as if the refs dont call a penalty everytime EP falls over.

No surprise that Stecher's out, even if I would like to see more of him.

Nurse-VInny and Kulak-Ceci have been a better of recent, though facing Colorado will be a proper test. The Caps and Pens don't have the wheels anymore to expose a slow defence, while the Avs will exploit a lack of speed whereever they can.


I think they've got the forward lines more or less sorted for the next little while, after this game I expect to see some tinkering start on the defence.

I'd like to see him down the stretch even if its just to give ceci a game off here and there.

I dont think we'll catch Vancouver

 

[Pass the Saitl Sauce]

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Man bear pig spotted in Denver Colorado guys

 

[brentashton]

There's bobby, he's ok. He was in the woods, surviving off of nuts and berries stolen from the squirrels.

Oh. He’s a survivalist? I’ll put my money on him then.

 

[GOilers88]

I just blasted a poo stain off the toilet bowl with my pee.

I had been working at it after having bad diarrhea earlier in the week.

I now have a tremendous sense of accomplishment

I have to tell everyone on the internet now

Hey man ya gotta enjoy the minor victories in an ongoing war.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

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Man bear pig spotted in Denver Colorado guys

Police say he also goes by the name "Nathan MacKinnon"

 

[Broberg Speed]

ooops sorry