Antti Laaksonen. Anti Laxative really did make it so you didn't need to crap your pants watching an expansion team play defense.
Wes Walz. I loved watching Crazy Legs fly around the ice. He was far more fun as a player than as color-commentator whose one color is beige. I watched him score a goal by flying into the net with the puck in his breezers (hockey pants for the rest of you). You can't teach that skill.
Andrew Brunette. His drunk driving arrest was problematic a year or so ago, but he was a funny guy while with the Wild, and I loved watching him skate as slow as could be, yet control the puck in slow motion through defenders, and put up points regardless.
He scored a few extra points in my book when he played against the Wild for Colorado: he called out to Walz, who was skating toward the net in the Avs zone, "Walzy Walzy Walzy!" Walz dropped the puck for a drop-pass before a split second later remembering that Bruno wasn't on the Wild anymore. Funniest turnover I ever saw. Not even mad.