Fresh off a disappointing loss in Game One, McDavid has had enough.
He bursts through the television set showing replays of the Jets Game 1 win to the sound of Iron Maiden's The Trooper blaring at 300 Decibels on the Rogers Place sound system.
Game Two is going to be a whole lot different.
McTrooper takes no prisoners.
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Blake Wheeler hovers over the Oilers Game One corpse buried under a slab of HFOil bitter concrete.
Not so fast.....Oilers Eddie bursts through the thin slab of keyboard hate and grabs Wheeler by the neck.
Oilers Eddie is to the rescue. There is No Prayer for the Dying Jets.
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YES, the Oilers are Live After Game One Death. Oilers Eddie has risen, and he is heading to down to Rogers Place while Fear of the Dark Eddie has taken the head of Andrew Copp. He had a phobia that someone's always near....
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The goal horn sounds and the game begins, and on this ice only one team wins.
Oilers Eddie has taken to the ice and he sees the Number of the Beast is Twenty Nine, running over Lewis and Pionk, whose sands of time are running low.
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You take a shot and I'll run you through.
Killers Eddie taking a shift with Archibald as he shows DeMelo who got caught Somewhere in Time.
Killers Eddie decides he has had enough of PLD as well and his eyes burns a hole in his back.
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Whats this?!?! Piece of Mind Eddie is transforming into......can it be? Is it real? Crazy Zac Kassian is back!
Can he Play With Madness? The Oilers need his madness!
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Just as Piece of Mind Eddie is changing Kassian into Crazy Zac, PJ is morphing into Aces High Eddie, moving to their blindsides and firing again, shooting down Jets, he knows its do or die!
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While no fans are allowed into the stands, Original Eddie has snuck in as Darnell Nurse morphs into....Original Eddie!
There will be no Sanctuary for Jets forwards with Nurse Running Free in Number of the Beast mode. Nurse will hit them so hard they wont Remember Tomorrow.
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A lot has been said the past few days about Mark Schieffele's 2 pet goats. Little does he know that Oilers Eddie can morph them as well, into Legacy of the Beast Eddies......Mark is in for a little surprise when he puts his two goats out for a pee.....
Somewhere in Time Eddie has traveled to Winnipeg (by bus) and also infiltrated Jets practice, a Stranger in a Strange Land. The Jets will lose this series, it will be Deja-Vu for them.
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The Jets will have to Run to the Hills as McTrooper will have a Flash of the Blade and the Jets will Die With Their Skates on. The Oilers have to be Quick or be Dead as its Death or Glory from here on out.
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Now, if you do not know the Iron Maiden discography or their songs and lyrics you probably have no clue what this GDT was supposed to be.
Not my fault...
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LETS GO OILERS
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Today’s lines
Draisaitl - McDavid - PJ
Kahun - RNH - Honey Badger
Neal - McLoed - Kassian
Archibald - JJ - Chaisson
Nurse - Barrie
Kulikov - Larsson
4K - Bear
Smith
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Today’s Lines
Connor - Schiefele - Wheeler
Copp - Stastny - PLD
Perreault - Lowry - Appleton
Toninato - Thompson - Lewis
Morrissey - Demelo
Forbort - Pionk
Stanley - Poolman
Hellebuyck
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GDT MUSIC
THE TROOPER - IRON MAIDEN
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FEARLESS PREDICTION
Oilers take Game 2. Up the Irons.
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