"So, Pierre McGuire, TSN. You've been having what some would say homosexual thoughts about a certain player from the Calgary Flames, Dion Phaneuf. Am I right? Who could have put these kind of thoughts in you mind? Who could it have been...? Oh, I don't know...SATAN?! And I don't mean Miroslav."
LOL. That was good.
I was thinking more along the lines of Pierre saying...
"Dion Phaneuf is a special player Church Lady."
CL: "Well....Isn't that special!"
PM: "Yes, that's right - he's special. He's number one on my mancrush list. Tee hee. That's what Gord said...tee hee.
(Jussi's contribution added)
CL "So, Pierre McGuire, TSN. You've been having what some would say homosexual thoughts about a certain player from the Calgary Flames, Dion Phaneuf. Am I right? Who could have put these kind of thoughts in you mind? Who could it have been...? Oh, I don't know...SATAN?! And I don't mean Miroslav."
with Pierre replying. "Whammo!! He's my monster if you know what I mean. Yes, Dion is a special player!
CL: "Well....Isn't that special!"
PM: Yes... a special player, that's what I said. Whammo, does he ever go for the man.
CL: "How convenient. He goes for your type of man I suppose, the short. balding type. And who is bringing this debauchery upon you..now, who could it be..might it be.... Satan?"
PM: "You mean Satan.... he's a special player. He has really good hands if you know what I mean, ....sometimes he's my monster for the way he takes the offence. Great deep in the zone. Whammo!!"
CL: "And what zone would that be...might is be the erogenous zone?? How convenient. You and Satan are close.
PM: "Well he's my monster performer...he's special."
CL: "Well..isn't that special.
PM: "That's what I said...he's special. Whammo! He scores a lot when I see him."
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It would probably go on for quite awhile.
Obviously my first post of the New Year. Nice to at least attempt to have a laugh in the midst of this sleet storm. Best to everyone in 2007.