Post-Game Talk: Jets crown Kings win 5-2

[Buffdog]

In dyslexic so I didn't notice

 

[raideralex99]

How often does hitting on a woman work? As you said, it depends on the woman and how you define "hitting on". Using tired and trite lines never works; girls do talk to each other and exchange the worst ones. ("If you're free tonight, I'd love to buy you breakfast." "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?" "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?") On the other hand, a direct and sincere suggestion of sex will be effective if she's in the mood -- and no, I don't mean desperate. Generally speaking, nobody wants to be hit on while at work.

Since the Jets don't play until Saturday ... and we are talking about lines.
Here is the best line ever and it was by accident. I used it 3 times and went 3 for 3 not that I was trying to use as a pickup line it just happened.
You know that obnoxious guy that can't take no for an answer?
He was bugging this girl next to us at a bar so much that I even felt sorry for her so the next time he came to her table I called him over and asked him "Why are you bugging my wife so much?"
The guy never came back and she buying me drinks after that.

 

[Jets 31]

34? By jaysus that was a long time ago. I was not drunk the full year though. Not sure if that was good or bad. Belated birthday greetings @Jets 31

I would vote yes for Chevy being the best GM of the year, no doubt about it. He seems to get out of very tight situations, and come out smelling like a rose. That return for the "never happy" PLD was great.

Oh yeah, and a happy belated 34 th birthday greeting to one of our star posters @Jets31. Hope your getting in some nice golf down in LA. You need a break.

34? By jaysus that was a long time ago. I was not drunk the full year though. Not sure if that was good or bad. Belated birthday greetings @Jets 31

I wish i was 34 Although in my head and in life i act like i'm 16 , funner that way.

 

[Jets 31]

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I just spit my coffee out. Too funny.

 

[Pongs21]

A fellow Jets fan in Nova Scotia!

Oh hell yeah! transplant from 20 years ago. These west coast game start times are brutal

 

[Eyeseeing]

34? By jaysus that was a long time ago. I was not drunk the full year though. Not sure if that was good or bad. Belated birthday greetings @Jets 31

We have moles older than that

 

[GeorgeJETson]

I wish i was 34 Although in my head and in life i act like i'm 16 , funner that way.

Physically, I'm much, much older than 34.

Mentally, I'm about 9.

 

[SUX2BU]

Ya i feel your pain, while out in LA i had girls hitting on me like crazy, it's tough.

You must have a hard head .........

 

[LucianoBorsato]

At my age, the only thing I attract is flies.

Since we have two of each, I now attract lots of cat and dog hair

 

[Royale With Cheese]

Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't mind hearing a high level summary of what your thesis is about (considering how nerdy I am)

Decoding & Deconstructing the HF Jets Patriarchy: The Case of Stumbledore

 

[Eyeseeing]

You must have a hard head .........

Mace is easier

Physically, I'm much, much older than 34.

Mentally, I'm about 9.

Ah shoe size mentality
I’m an 8

 

[MardyBum]

They need to mix up the second/third lines a bit. I get the 4th is never going to score much, but :

Lowry has 1g 1p in his last 9
Apples 0 in the last 9
Nino 1g 1a in his last 9
Iafallo 0 for the last 13 was it? 18 without a goal?
Namestnikov 1 point in the last 6? Perfetti 0 in the last 5?

Need a bit more than just 1 line scoring, especially with KC out and the PP being what it is.

Or just let the top 4 D provide the extra offense needed

 

[ThinIce61]

Tony Nato waived so Kupari must be ready to return. Really want to see him back in the lineup.

 

[LowLefty]

They need to mix up the second/third lines a bit. I get the 4th is never going to score much, but :

Lowry has 1g 1p in his last 9
Apples 0 in the last 9
Nino 1g 1a in his last 9
Iafallo 0 for the last 13 was it? 18 without a goal?
Namestnikov 1 point in the last 6? Perfetti 0 in the last 5?

Need a bit more than just 1 line scoring, especially with KC out and the PP being what it is.

Or just let the top 4 D provide the extra offense needed

IMO, It will be tough to get another line scoring by shuffling 2/3 - this just might be the price we pay for losing KC.
If there is any low hanging fruit in this, IMO, it's the third that needs to get going - this line has created more offense in the past as they are currently constructed, so we need them to do it again.
The second takes the hit from losing KC - if you really wanted to get that line going, you probably need to shuffle 1/2 - which is doubtful considering how that top line is playing right now.

 

[Stumbledore]

Decoding & Deconstructing the HF Jets Patriarchy: The Case of Stumbledore

Har har har.

All the characters in here would make for a lot of decoding and deconstructing.

 

[10Ducky10]

Perfetti Scheif Volare
Iafallo Names Ehlers

 

[Jets 31]

I don’t think we change anything right now, we played one of our best games against LA . We need to get the PP going though, if that gets back to normal then we are a pretty damn good team even without one of our best players.

 

[robertocarlos]

I'd move Barron, Gus Bus, and AJF to the second line.

 

[MardyBum]

 

[WolfHouse]

He dressed, I think.

sorry @sipowicz I realize its your gig

SlowDoob

We were a bottom tier team?

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Har har har.

All the characters in here would make for a lot of decoding and deconstructing.

Decoding and Deconstructing George JETson: Why he consistently gets hit with blunt objects.

 

[Jets 31]

I'd move Barron, Gus Bus, and AJF to the second line.

See edibles can be all sorts of fun.

 

[Eyeseeing]

Decoding and Deconstructing George JETson: Why he consistently gets hit with blunt objects.

And then it hit him

 

[KingBogo]

I'd move Barron, Gus Bus, and AJF to the second line.

And what would be your 4th line?