GDT: Hurricanes vs. The Lesser NY Team: Return of the Aho

[Unhinged Finn]

So I'm starting to get a little nervous here.

We've had some easy teams since the TDL, but this team looks really, really good, and my hopes are unusually optimistic.

As a Finn I get why you are getting nervous. This is the way to get unusually disappointed.

'A pessimist will not get disappointed' is a saying in Finland.

 

[LakeLivin]

So I'm starting to get a little nervous here.

We've had some easy teams since the TDL, but this team looks really, really good, and my hopes are unusually optimistic.

You feeling optimistic is starting to get you a little nervous? Here's the rest of us:

 

[Navin R Slavin]

As a Finn I get why you are getting nervous. This is the way to get unusually disappointed.

'A pessimist will not get disappointed' is a saying in Finland.

And y'all are the happiest motherf***ers in the world? Damn.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

As a Finn I get why you are getting nervous. This is the way to get unusually disappointed.

'A pessimist will not get disappointed' is a saying in Finland.

You’ve also got a word I’m a big fan of. Sisu. I’ll put my trust in sisu over pessimism any day.

 

[Unhinged Finn]

And y'all are the happiest motherf***ers in the world? Damn.

Every Finn is as confused as you are.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

You’ve also got a word I’m a big fan of. Sisu. I’ll put my trust in sisu over pessimism any day.

I've had the Canes S1SU license plate for close to 20 years now.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Beating Florida Man is an achievement on it's own.

You can't beat Florida Man. Florida Man is not one man. It's a concept, an idea, a lifestyle. It's the Hydra of white trash. You kill one and two more spring up in its place. The only true way to defeat Florida Man is to not engage with it at all.

 

[Tryamw]

You can't beat Florida Man. Florida Man is not one man. It's a concept, an idea, a lifestyle. It's the Hydra of white trash. You kill one and two more spring up in its place. The only true way to defeat Florida Man is to not engage with it at all.

So... nuke Florida from orbit its the only way to be sure...
Thanks Ripley

 

[raynman]

So... nuke Florida from orbit its the only way to be sure...
Thanks Ripley

Florida Man bathes in nuclear fallout. They would excel after a nuclear attack.

 

[LakeLivin]

So... nuke Florida from orbit its the only way to be sure...
Thanks Ripley

Maybe Jewish space lasers?

 

[Joe McGrath]

So... nuke Florida from orbit its the only way to be sure...
Thanks Ripley

Can i at least get a heads up to evacuate please?

 

[Derailed75]

So... nuke Florida from orbit its the only way to be sure...
Thanks Ripley

No no no. We don't want to nuke Florida. People think its the amount t of privately owned guns that keep other Suoer Powers from a direct attack on the US, its actually the thought if having to take out the residents of Florida and Texas that keep the US from foreign attacks

 

[Tryamw]

Can i at least get a heads up to evacuate please?

Might have to quarantine you...

 

[NotOpie]

Ahhhhl.....the infamous 1 on 4 never fails!

You can't beat Florida Man. Florida Man is not one man. It's a concept, an idea, a lifestyle. It's the Hydra of white trash. You kill one and two more spring up in its place. The only true way to defeat Florida Man is to not engage with it at all.

You can't not engage w/ith Florida Man because you have no say so in that situation. Florida Man is and always will be undefeated. Come Armageddon only Florida Man and cock roaches prevail.

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

You can't beat Florida Man. Florida Man is not one man. It's a concept, an idea, a lifestyle. It's the Hydra of white trash. You kill one and two more spring up in its place. The only true way to defeat Florida Man is to not engage with it at all.

I'm still trying to figure out why we still have a problem with Florida. Bugs Bunny gave us the solution half a century ago by just cutting Florida off with a saw and setting it adrift. I'm ashamed I had to even say it.

 

[WreckingCrew]

I'm still trying to figure out why we still have a problem with Florida. Bugs Bunny gave us the solution half a century ago by just cutting Florida off with a saw and setting it adrift. I'm ashamed I had to even say it.

That's what I was picturing/thinking as well. Can we also put explosives in the San Andreas Fault and drop off a good chunk of Cali into the ocean while we're at it?

 

[Joe McGrath]

That's what I was picturing/thinking as well. Can we also put explosives in the San Andreas Fault and drop off a good chunk of Cali into the ocean while we're at it?

We wont have to if the mystics and statistics are correct.

 

[Lempo]

And y'all are the happiest motherf***ers in the world? Damn.

It's all about tempering expectations.

 

[Lempo]

Florida Man is not one man. It's a concept, an idea, a lifestyle. It's the Hydra of white trash.

... is this the reason why Two-Bad wears a wife-beater?

 

[Blueline Bomber]

... is this the reason why Two-Bad wears a wife-beater?

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I hate saying this, but I'm not old enough for this reference. Judging by the art style, it's He-man (or maybe Scooby-Doo, but their villains are usually named after the creature itself), but that's about all I could tell you.

 

[Tryamw]

I hate saying this, but I'm not old enough for this reference. Judging by the art style, it's He-man (or maybe Scooby-Doo, but their villains are usually named after the creature itself), but that's about all I could tell you.

Pretty sure He-man

 

[Lempo]

It's He-Man. Well, technically Masters of the Universe. He-Man is the main hero.

Not so white trash though, they inform their entering the room with a polite cough.

 

[LakeLivin]

It's He-Man. Well, technically Masters of the Universe. He-Man is the main hero.

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Not so white trash though, they inform their entering the room with a polite cough.

Abby and Brittany's brother?

 

[MinJaBen]

Florida Man bathes in nuclear fallout. They would excel after a nuclear attack.

There was going to be a Fallout: Orlando in that gaming franchise until they realized nobody would be able to tell it was a work of fiction.

 

[Negan4Coach]

I think we’re gonna catch the rangers and eventually win the division we have one of the weakest schedules. Although I don’t wanna play Tampa maybe we can catch Boston for the top seed in the east we do have 2 games against them that could potentially decide that

Yeah I def prefer if they took their foot off the gas a little so we can mop the floor with Philly in round 1 and maybe we get lucky again this year and NYR and BOS go down with a frown