Boom Boom Apathy
I am the Professor. Deal with it!
- Sep 6, 2006
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don't have dogs.
#betterlifeprotip
Kill all the ants.
#bestlifeprotip
Then who will inherit the earth?
yeah, we were walking pupper and he stood in an ant hill and got absolutely covered
then he threw up everywhere when he got home and his face swelled up to like three times its normal size so we were like... guess we should take him somewhere before he is dead.
So how is he?
**** roaches. Why do those mother****ers get to survive nuclear blasts.
Our problem is the ants find the dog. We're actually having a lot of ant issues - they've probably shown up five or six times this summer, and they've gone for the dog food every time except once (the other time was when I didn't wipe the sugar water off the counter after making a few mojitos). Sometimes they make it to the bowl, other times we catch them while they're still working on the food she dropped on the floor. I made some ant traps with sugar, syrup, and borax; they've been taking care of the lines that show up, but apparently the queen lives on.
Roaches, definitely. They have survived three mass extinctions over the course of 300 million years. They cannot be killed.
not dead
he was fine like 20 minutes after we got him to the emergency vet and they gave him some steroids and a couple anti-histamine drugs
they did say he probably would have ended up going into shock or something if we didn't bring him there, so glad the symptoms started showing before we went to bed
he is just worn out today, understandably
Which beach were you visiting?