OT: Hurricanes Lounge XX: r/funny edition

[Carolinas Identity*]

All holidays are made up.

if my birthday is made up, does that mean i can be however old i want too?

 

[the halleJOKEL]

The guy cashing the checks may celebrate, the crew sure as hell doesn't.

Source: Am working all day at Moe's tomorrow.

implying moes is a mexican restaurant

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Nah, this one was better:

Q: For what reason would you ever consider becoming a vegan?
A: If I became an ******* of some sort?

Although I enjoyed this one the most:

Q: What's the best part of writing a book?
A: Sincerely, transferring thoughts via written language feels rather like a super-power, or at least smacks of sorcery. Writing ideas or jokes that successfully make the leap to be made manifest in the mind of the reader feels pretty terrific. I am grateful for the opportunity to take a swing at that practice.

Yeah, it's hard to pick just one favorite. I went with that one because I have never seen anyone say anything so ridiculous so eloquently. The vegan one was pretty good too, though, for an entirely different reason.

He appears to have many talents, one of which is writing.

 

[BrindAmours Army]

1003

 

[Unsustainable]

1003

1005

 

[tomdundo]

The mods aren't watching us. Commence wild partying!



Okay, time's up. Party's over. Nothing to see here.

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Also:

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[BrindAmours Army]

Satin

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[BrindAmours Army]

 

[tomdundo]

It's okay guys, I got dis...

*Note: not actually me. Google's lockpicking is level 98.

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[the halleJOKEL]

delete

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I win perhaps

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

I win perhaps

Worth noting is the fact that the mods have a pretty unfair advantage in this game.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

zerg you say?

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Worth noting is the fact that the mods have a pretty unfair advantage in this game.

mods are OP

 

[BrindAmours Army]

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

 

[BrindAmours Army]

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Confirmed with Link: THH posts in new OT thread, does not lock old OT thread.

The question is why?

Is this some kind of social experiment?

Does he secretly want us to post ponies?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]