How many goals will the penguins score 2015-16?

[Penguinator]

80 * (17+6+23+86) / 66 * 2 + 68 - 4 = 384

I appreciate your optimism but that seems a little unrealistic, to be honest.

As per Wikipedia: Career titles 86 (3rd in the Open Era)

You made another error, i'll let you guess.

 

[Waffle Fries]

There's only so many goals to go around. I doubt we'd see two players on the same line with 40+ goals unless they are receiving significantly more ice time than our other top line.

I'd wager that whichever center is with Kessel will score less goals than the center without Kessel.

 

[Nakawick]

Dalai Lama's age multiplied by Roger Federer's # of career titles divided by Mario's jersey # multiplied by the average # of a red panda's eyeballs + Jagr's jersey # minus the # of cups won by the Pens.

bout tree fiddy


I think scoring in general will bounce up a bit this year.

 

[eXile59]

12 max.

 

[sf expat71]

Nice bump. Back in the era when we thought Kunitz would be off of the top 6. We are so cute in our naivete.

 

[Coastal Kev]

137 goals

 

[Til the End of Time]

Right, and you think the Penguins hired him so he could abandon everything that's made him successful and become an "offense killer?" What evidence do you have to support this? And if you point to last season, I'd point out that the Penguins effectively had no transition game as most of their NHL-calibre dmen were on the shelf.

I just don't understand what would prompt one to say that MJ is an "offense killer" when there's not a shroud of evidence over the course of his entire career that suggests that's true.

great post, hah.

 

[Will Hunting]

MJ will still find ways to kill the offense.

You win, sir.

 

[CanadianPensFan1]

The correct answer is now "not as many as they should because their coach is a 'tard."