Recalled/Assigned: go leaf go, or how to win the cup in one easy step, or why do you hate me: the thread

[ECanuck]

What the hell am I reading.

Just go with the flow...........

 

[The Missing Piece]

apparently we think the kid who sings our anthems is some kind of witch.

Right she is a little young and sorta Asian pretty scary she have that much success

 

[Snip Genos]

Lmao cool looks like we got an elite bandwagoner

 

[lifelonghockeyfan]

Gee, this fellow must be some kind of masochist. He's able to escape the horrors of the Canes and he's happy to join the Leafs.

 

[Neil Hamburger]

I think we may have a bust on our hands...

 

[Scarlet Witch]

hello fans of maple leaf icesport team: it is with deep regrets that i must inform all of u that u are stuck w/ me as your bandwagon hcanes fan for this playoff run. our team is really bad at hockeymans so to feel like we actually matter and belong, we draft ourselves out to bandwagon actual good (or not) hockeymans teams so we can enjoy the sport for a month or two every year (which is apparently a period of 365 days where the #hcanes are bad at hockey).

i am a notoriously #bad and #worthless poster who nobody really likes and the last three years i was on the tbl, nyr, and cbj bandwagon and look how that turned out for them (dont actually look i dont want you to kill me like for real you chose this, i didnt make you pick me. all life is pain). i am eternally thankful for your easy to draw logo. normally i have to set time aside to draw a new avatar, but you did me a solid by keeping it simple.

i know you are all on the edge of your seats. it is an exciting time for all of us.

as a one time gift to repay you for your certain early playoff exit at my hands, feel free to ask me anything about anything, and i wont even google a good sounding asnwer i will just type something that sounds good (offer not valid outside continental us, sorry rules are rules)

can someone teach me your board memes so i can fit in please and thank

also please do not refer to any old bandwagon threads i may or may not have started because they may or may not look startlingly similar to this one.

go leaf go

with love,

halle

This post is extremely eloquent and well written, and your avatar is very well made. Good job and welcome aboard!

 

[The Thin White Duke]

Genuinely shocked this didn't turn out to be a senor Martinez thread.

 

[LeafsLegendAkiBerg]

blame absolutely everything on zach hyman and tyler bozak every chance you get and you'll fit right in

seriously though, if you wander into any GDTs, you'll think the sky is falling. our team has been playing kinda spotty lately, but we're young and we have some exciting players to watch. like zach hyman

 

[Voodoo Child]

This post is extremely eloquent and well written, and your avatar is very well made. Good job and welcome aboard!

'Where do you get your weed?'

'...from you Dante.'

'Oh right, what's up, Mr. Cheezel!'

 

[yubbers]

Well at least I'm not the weird one any more

 

[Quarter]

Well at least I'm not the weird one any more

Don't get ahead of yourself now.

 

[BM14]

I'd like to drop the gloves all of a sudden..

 

[StevenB]

Well at least I'm not the weird one any more

Relax there, yubs.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

I survived my first night on the leafs bandwagon

 

[Mugzy97]

Genuinely shocked this didn't turn out to be a senor Martinez thread.

His response would be intriguing. It would confirm that this is some sort of secret language.

 

[Warden of the North]

Lets see if you survive game day. That will be the test

 

[taurine330]

Wait, what is this?

 

[SprDaVE]

If you're the good luck charm to remove this curse placed by the Hockey Gods, you will never leave. Ever.

 

[Mugzy97]

Lets see if you survive game day. That will be the test

Ha, especially a loss post game thread.

 

[Bluelines]

What the hell am I reading.

Can I nominate this post as post of the year or POTY .... uhhhh....? I actually LOLed when I read your post.

 

[Bluelines]

Well at least I'm not the weird one any more

Yer not even in the top 100 on this forum.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

the next leafs game will be a 5-1 loss

sorry to say it

this will be followed up by a 4 game winning streak, however

 

[al secord]

This might be the TSN Turning Point to our season. Plan the parade Mr. Tory.

 

[ACC1224]

What the hell am I reading.

Change the "what" to "why" and throw a "this" on the end.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

#HFLeafs might have gotten the steal of the draft

no idea in heck how halle fell this far tbh