"If you look at the history of the day we in America call April Fools Day, it's hard to pin down the exact origin of the concept. Like a lot of things it might have its roots in the Ancient World, the vernal equinox, or the imposition of the Gregorian Calendar by Pope Gregory XIII in 1852. Also hard to pin down is the root cause of the terrible schneid that the whole Red Wings team has been on since "Showtime" in Chicago. While fingers are more likely to point at a flu-ravaged locker room, some leaky goaltending, or lack of scoring, at this point it might just be worth having someone prepare a belated equinox feast of some sort, just in case. In any event, Detroit is hoping that they can leave Tampa tonight with a rare road victory in hand and treat March like it was a simple prank gone wrong."
- Plausible Keats