GDT: Game 58 | Blueger? ... Blueger? ... Blueger? | Pens vs Sens | 7pm

[Tom Hanks]

Simon's accent sounds more French-Canadian than Czechoslovakian ... weird. Cute, but weird.

Lol I didn’t know where he was from. I assumed Quebec.

 

[KIRK]

We really gave up possession here in the last 5 minutes. We need to get back to possession and shots. We have TWO shots.

Both on the PP.

We have 0 ES shots in 13 minutes of ES playing time.

EDIT: Make it 14 minutes of ES playing time.

 

[Ogrezilla]

Maatta HAS to be hampered by something. He's skating in mud lately and really weak on the puck.

I think his lack of thyroid is something that will always give him energy issues off and on.

 

[Empoleon8771]

The Senators are blocking seemingly every shot the Penguins are taking, and it doesn't help the Penguins are missing on their passes right now. Sloppy.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

Simon's accent sounds more French-Canadian than Czechoslovakian ... weird. Cute, but weird.

There's a lady working in the cafeteria in the building where I work, I can't figure out her accent to save my life.

It sounds like a cross between Russian and Australian, of all things.

 

[Jacob]

Dominique Símon

 

[ColePens]

I think his lack of thyroid is something that will always give him energy issues off and on.

Ahhh that would make sense. He's been really slow for a couple games now. Schultz recognized immediately.

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

Boggles the mind how the refs completely ignore Borowhatever going up high every play.

 

[Fatty McLardy]

Can Reaves hit Borweiski or something?? dude's been hitting high on Crosby and now Guentzel...

Reaves is such a useless goon..

 

[Shaffer]

On the board or outside of it? He’s gotten appreciation here.

I don't think he has gotten as much as he deserves.

Maybe I'm way higher on him than everyone else, but 6'7" defensemen who can skate REALLY well and are shutdown defensively(so far in PIT) are a rarity.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

Both on the PP.

We have 0 ES shots in 13 minutes of ES playing time.

EDIT: Make it 14 minutes of ES playing time.

And this is how Guy Boucher keeps finding work.

 

[ColePens]

There's a lady working in the cafeteria in the building where I work, I can't figure out her accent to save my life.

It sounds like a cross between Russian and Australian, of all things.

Simply ask. Maybe she has an awesome story and you will make someone's day.

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

Maatta HAS to be hampered by something. He's skating in mud lately and really weak on the puck.

Lately?

 

[Tom Hanks]

There's a lady working in the cafeteria in the building where I work, I can't figure out her accent to save my life.

It sounds like a cross between Russian and Australian, of all things.

In Soviet Russia road forks you, maaaaate!

 

[Ogrezilla]

There's a lady working in the cafeteria in the building where I work, I can't figure out her accent to save my life.

It sounds like a cross between Russian and Australian, of all things.

I'm really bad with accents. There's a dude on my frisbee team who I thought just had a lisp the first week. Turns out he's from New Zealand. In my defense, he barely spoke that first week.

 

[Tasty Biscuits]

Lately?

Thicker mud than usual, I believe is what he's saying.

 

[Andy99]

Ahhh that would make sense. He's been really slow for a couple games now. Schultz recognized immediately.

It wouldn't hurt to sit Maatta a couple games and play O and Ruh...

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Maatta HAS to be hampered by something. He's skating in mud lately and really weak on the puck.

The Pens have trained me to think everything is an injury but I think so, too. There was a game where he laboured back, then had a maintenance day close to it and his minutes have been low a few times since. I’d say the minutes are the result of weaker play but god knows Hunwick had quite the leash.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

Simply ask. Maybe she has an awesome story and you will make someone's day.

Or maybe she'll be offended and accuse me of being a bigot.

 

[Shaffer]

Both on the PP.

We have 0 ES shots in 13 minutes of ES playing time.

EDIT: Make it 14 minutes of ES playing time.

Make it 15 . . .

 

[Ogrezilla]

Ahhh that would make sense. He's been really slow for a couple games now. Schultz recognized immediately.

it's one of the reasons I've questioned whether he will ever really bounce back to what he looked like he could be. The injuries obviously hampered him too, but I don't think nearly as much as the thyroid cancer.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Can Reaves hit Borweiski or something?? dude's been hitting high on Crosby and now Guentzel...

Reaves is such a useless goon..

He’ll be in the next Buffy the Vampire Slayer as her ‘watcher’

 

[KIRK]

Well, my mistake. 1 shot was at ES . . . Letang.

So, we have 1 ES shot in about 15 minutes of ES playing time so far this period.

I feel better now.

 

[Coastal Kev]

Rowney makes me want to puke

 

[Shaffer]

Such ugly zone exits/zone entries/neutral zone play . . .