GDT: Game 52: Sharks @ Jets 4:30pm NBCSCA

[Friday]

They're back and taking L's

 

[tahoesharksfan]

Well that was all very so so….

Actually, pretty good results for icing a team that for the most part shouldn’t be anywhere near an NHl rink.

Which center are we losing next?

 

[Anomie2029]

Alternate captain Luke Kunin???? Jesus and here I was hoping we wouldn’t qualify him this summer…

Jokes on you, he's getting a raise!

 

[DG93]

Well that was all very so so….

Actually, pretty good results for icing a team that for the most part shouldn’t be anywhere near an NHl rink.

Which center are we losing next?

Maybe Granlund via trade?

 

[The Nemesis]

Jokes on you, he's getting a raise!

They're just waiting to put Couture on perma-LTIR to open up the spot for the C for him.

 

[Jargon]

What if an entire NHL team gets injured and so does their AHL team. Do you ice an ECHL lineup? Just curious what we ice in a few weeks.

 

[Shark Finn]

Hopefully Kähkönen is in tradeable form come TDL. Apparently only a cramp, so that's good.

 

[drunksage]

SNOG announcement​

Looks like the SNOG-ers are also rusty tonight.

Spoiler: First half SNOG results

#	Date / Opponent​	SNOG Winner(s)​	Result​
1	Oct. 12 vs Golden Knights	NewMuzu24, weastern bias	VGK 4-1
2	Oct. 14 vs Avalanche	none	Avs 2-1 SO
3	Oct. 17 vs Hurricanes	TheBeard	Canes 6-3
4	Oct. 19 vs Bruins	none	Bruins 3-1
5	Oct. 21 at Predators	none	Predators 5-1
6	Oct. 24 at Panthers	weastern bias	Panthers 3-1
7	Oct. 26 at Lightning	Red Light Lover	Lightning 6-0
8	Oct. 27 at Hurricanes	PattyLafontaine	Canes 3-0
9	Oct. 29 at Capitals	none	Capitals 3-1
10	Nov. 2 vs Canucks	none	Canucks 10-1
11	Nov. 4 vs Penguins	none	Penguins 10-2
12	Nov. 7 vs Flyers	Red Light Lover	Sharks 2-1
13	Nov. 9 vs Oilers	none	Sharks 3-2
14	Nov. 10 at Golden Knights	none	VGK 5-0
15	Nov. 12 at Ducks	Skeksis25	Ducks 4-1
16	Nov. 14 vs Panthers	none	Panthers 5-3
17	Nov. 16 vs Blues	none	Sharks 5-1
18	Nov. 20 at Canucks	none	Canucks 3-1
19	Nov. 22 at Kraken	none	Kraken 7-1
20	Nov. 24 vs Canadiens	hockeyCEO, timorous me	Canadiens 3-2 SO
21	Nov. 25 vs Canucks	none	Sharks 4-3
22	Nov. 27 vs Capitals	none	Sharks 2-1
23	Nov. 30 at Bruins	none	Bruins 3-0
24	Dec. 1 at Devils	none	Sharks 6-3
25	Dec. 3 at Rangers	none	Rangers 6-5
26	Dec. 5 at Islanders	Great Makohead Shork	Sharks 5-4 OT
27	Dec. 7 at Red Wings	none	Sharks 6-5 OT
28	Dec. 10 at Golden Knights	none	VGK 5-4 SO
29	Dec. 12 vs Jets	none	Sharks 2-1
30	Dec. 15 at Coyotes	none	Coyotes 1-0
31	Dec. 17 at Avalanche	none	Avalanche 6-2
32	Dec. 19 vs Kings	coooldude	Kings 4-1
33	Dec. 21 vs Coyotes	none	Coyotes 5-2
34	Dec. 23 at Canucks	none	Canucks 7-4
35	Dec. 27 at Kings	none	Kings 5-1
36	Dec. 28 vs Oilers	none	Oilers 5-0
37	Dec. 31 at Avalanche	none	Avalanche 3-1
38	Jan. 2 vs Red Wings	none	Red Wings 5-3
39	Jan. 4 vs Jets	none	Jets 2-1
40	Jan. 6 vs Maple Leafs	fasterthanlight	Maple Leafs 4-1
41	Jan. 9 at Maple Leafs	none	Maple Leafs 7-1

Second half SNOG results

#	Date / Opponent	SNOG Winner(s)​	Result
42	Jan. 11 at Canadiens	Chinaski89	Sharks 3-2
43	Jan. 13 at Senators	none	Senators 5-4
44	Jan. 15 at Sabres	none	Sabres 3-0
45	Jan. 16 at Blackhawks	none	Blackhawks 2-1 SO
46	Jan. 20 vs Ducks	none	Sharks 5-3
47	Jan. 22 at Kings	coooldude	Sharks 4-3 SO
48	Jan. 23 vs Rangers	none	Sharks 3-2 OT
49	Jan. 27 vs Sabres	none	Sabres 5-2
50	Jan. 30 vs Kraken	none	Sharks 2-0
51	Jan. 31 at Ducks	gaucholoco3	Ducks 3-2 OT
52	Feb. 14 at Jets	none	Jets 1-0

Rank	2023-24 SNOG standings​	# of SNOGs
T-1.	coooldude, Red Light Lover, weastern bias	2
T-4.	Chinaski89, coooldude, fasterthanlight, gaucholoco3, Great Makohead Shork, hockeyCEO, NewMuzu24, PattyLafontaine, Skeksis25, TheBeard, timorous me	1

 

[The Nemesis]

What if an entire NHL team gets injured and so does their AHL team. Do you ice an ECHL lineup? Just curious what we ice in a few weeks.

Tier IV 40+ beer league team from Sharks Ice. Just sign them all to 10-day contracts

Randy: "And here's Steve Jimenez with the puck. Steve's a VP of marketing for a local HVAC company and says that his career highlight prior to tonight was the time he finally raised the puck on a slapper from the point and beat the other team's goalie, who was also his brother-in-law. His brother-in-law, Kevin, then owed him a case of beer at the next family barbecue. And I am reliably informed that Kevin sprang for a solid case and didn't cheap out and bring a box of Coronas. This in-depth story is brought to you by Tahoe Blue Vodka, which is what Steve said he'll ask for the next time he scores on Kevin."

 

[Jargon]

Tier IV 40+ beer league team from Sharks Ice. Just sign them all to 10-day contracts

Randy: "And here's Steve Jimenez with the puck. Steve's a VP of marketing for a local HVAC company and says that his career highlight prior to tonight was the time he finally raised the puck on a slapper from the point and beat the other team's goalie, who was also his brother-in-law. His brother-in-law, Kevin, then owed him a case of beer at the next family barbecue. And I am reliably informed that Kevin sprang for a solid case and didn't cheap out and bring a box of Coronas. This in-depth story is brought to you by Tahoe Blue Vodka, which is what Steve said he'll ask for the next time he scores on Kevin."

I mean honestly, it’s likely more entertaining than most Sharks games this season…

 

[NWSharkie]

I mean honestly, it’s likely more entertaining than most Sharks games this season…

I feel like they should do that instead of the ASG. Give the stars a week off, and the 4th line/bottom pair from every team plays a game against a local beer league. Bonus points if instead of ads, the boards have all the beer leaguers' bad Twitter/HFBoards takes signed by jersey number.

"And Steve Jimenez gets absolutely walked by Mike Hoffman, whom he said 'was washed the first time we traded for him and has no place on NHL ice'"

 

[Jargon]

I feel like they should do that instead of the ASG. Give the stars a week off, and the 4th line/bottom pair from every team plays a game against a local beer league. Bonus points if instead of ads, the boards have all the beer leaguers' bad Twitter/HFBoards takes signed by jersey number.

"And Steve Jimenez gets absolutely walked by Mike Hoffman, whom he said 'was washed the first time we traded for him and has no place on NHL ice'"

I would watch that so hard

 

[coooldude]

I feel like they should do that instead of the ASG. Give the stars a week off, and the 4th line/bottom pair from every team plays a game against a local beer league. Bonus points if instead of ads, the boards have all the beer leaguers' bad Twitter/HFBoards takes signed by jersey number.

"And Steve Jimenez gets absolutely walked by Mike Hoffman, whom he said 'was washed the first time we traded for him and has no place on NHL ice'"

I am once again asking that every Olympic Gold Medal event includes a regular hobbyist in there just to show how freakshow these people are. I like the 4th liner twist here.

 

[Barrie22]

I am once again asking that every Olympic Gold Medal event includes a regular hobbyist in there just to show how freakshow these people are. I like the 4th liner twist here.

5 per event individual event. So you have the regular Olympic event as normal and then a regular person event. Then the winner of that regular person event, gets placed into the finals of the Olympic athletes side.