Jokes on you, he's getting a raise!Alternate captain Luke Kunin???? Jesus and here I was hoping we wouldn’t qualify him this summer…
Maybe Granlund via trade?Well that was all very so so….
Actually, pretty good results for icing a team that for the most part shouldn’t be anywhere near an NHl rink.
Which center are we losing next?
Jokes on you, he's getting a raise!
# | Date / Opponent | SNOG Winner(s) | Result |
1 | Oct. 12 vs Golden Knights | NewMuzu24, weastern bias | VGK 4-1 |
2 | Oct. 14 vs Avalanche | none | Avs 2-1 SO |
3 | Oct. 17 vs Hurricanes | TheBeard | Canes 6-3 |
4 | Oct. 19 vs Bruins | none | Bruins 3-1 |
5 | Oct. 21 at Predators | none | Predators 5-1 |
6 | Oct. 24 at Panthers | weastern bias | Panthers 3-1 |
7 | Oct. 26 at Lightning | Red Light Lover | Lightning 6-0 |
8 | Oct. 27 at Hurricanes | PattyLafontaine | Canes 3-0 |
9 | Oct. 29 at Capitals | none | Capitals 3-1 |
10 | Nov. 2 vs Canucks | none | Canucks 10-1 |
11 | Nov. 4 vs Penguins | none | Penguins 10-2 |
12 | Nov. 7 vs Flyers | Red Light Lover | Sharks 2-1 |
13 | Nov. 9 vs Oilers | none | Sharks 3-2 |
14 | Nov. 10 at Golden Knights | none | VGK 5-0 |
15 | Nov. 12 at Ducks | Skeksis25 | Ducks 4-1 |
16 | Nov. 14 vs Panthers | none | Panthers 5-3 |
17 | Nov. 16 vs Blues | none | Sharks 5-1 |
18 | Nov. 20 at Canucks | none | Canucks 3-1 |
19 | Nov. 22 at Kraken | none | Kraken 7-1 |
20 | Nov. 24 vs Canadiens | hockeyCEO, timorous me | Canadiens 3-2 SO |
21 | Nov. 25 vs Canucks | none | Sharks 4-3 |
22 | Nov. 27 vs Capitals | none | Sharks 2-1 |
23 | Nov. 30 at Bruins | none | Bruins 3-0 |
24 | Dec. 1 at Devils | none | Sharks 6-3 |
25 | Dec. 3 at Rangers | none | Rangers 6-5 |
26 | Dec. 5 at Islanders | Great Makohead Shork | Sharks 5-4 OT |
27 | Dec. 7 at Red Wings | none | Sharks 6-5 OT |
28 | Dec. 10 at Golden Knights | none | VGK 5-4 SO |
29 | Dec. 12 vs Jets | none | Sharks 2-1 |
30 | Dec. 15 at Coyotes | none | Coyotes 1-0 |
31 | Dec. 17 at Avalanche | none | Avalanche 6-2 |
32 | Dec. 19 vs Kings | coooldude | Kings 4-1 |
33 | Dec. 21 vs Coyotes | none | Coyotes 5-2 |
34 | Dec. 23 at Canucks | none | Canucks 7-4 |
35 | Dec. 27 at Kings | none | Kings 5-1 |
36 | Dec. 28 vs Oilers | none | Oilers 5-0 |
37 | Dec. 31 at Avalanche | none | Avalanche 3-1 |
38 | Jan. 2 vs Red Wings | none | Red Wings 5-3 |
39 | Jan. 4 vs Jets | none | Jets 2-1 |
40 | Jan. 6 vs Maple Leafs | fasterthanlight | Maple Leafs 4-1 |
41 | Jan. 9 at Maple Leafs | none | Maple Leafs 7-1 |
# | Date / Opponent | SNOG Winner(s) | Result |
42 | Jan. 11 at Canadiens | Chinaski89 | Sharks 3-2 |
43 | Jan. 13 at Senators | none | Senators 5-4 |
44 | Jan. 15 at Sabres | none | Sabres 3-0 |
45 | Jan. 16 at Blackhawks | none | Blackhawks 2-1 SO |
46 | Jan. 20 vs Ducks | none | Sharks 5-3 |
47 | Jan. 22 at Kings | coooldude | Sharks 4-3 SO |
48 | Jan. 23 vs Rangers | none | Sharks 3-2 OT |
49 | Jan. 27 vs Sabres | none | Sabres 5-2 |
50 | Jan. 30 vs Kraken | none | Sharks 2-0 |
51 | Jan. 31 at Ducks | gaucholoco3 | Ducks 3-2 OT |
52 | Feb. 14 at Jets | none | Jets 1-0 |
Rank | 2023-24 SNOG standings | # of SNOGs |
T-1. | coooldude, Red Light Lover, weastern bias | 2 |
T-4. | Chinaski89, coooldude, fasterthanlight, gaucholoco3, Great Makohead Shork, hockeyCEO, NewMuzu24, PattyLafontaine, Skeksis25, TheBeard, timorous me | 1 |
What if an entire NHL team gets injured and so does their AHL team. Do you ice an ECHL lineup? Just curious what we ice in a few weeks.
Tier IV 40+ beer league team from Sharks Ice. Just sign them all to 10-day contracts
Randy: "And here's Steve Jimenez with the puck. Steve's a VP of marketing for a local HVAC company and says that his career highlight prior to tonight was the time he finally raised the puck on a slapper from the point and beat the other team's goalie, who was also his brother-in-law. His brother-in-law, Kevin, then owed him a case of beer at the next family barbecue. And I am reliably informed that Kevin sprang for a solid case and didn't cheap out and bring a box of Coronas. This in-depth story is brought to you by Tahoe Blue Vodka, which is what Steve said he'll ask for the next time he scores on Kevin."
I feel like they should do that instead of the ASG. Give the stars a week off, and the 4th line/bottom pair from every team plays a game against a local beer league. Bonus points if instead of ads, the boards have all the beer leaguers' bad Twitter/HFBoards takes signed by jersey number.I mean honestly, it’s likely more entertaining than most Sharks games this season…
I feel like they should do that instead of the ASG. Give the stars a week off, and the 4th line/bottom pair from every team plays a game against a local beer league. Bonus points if instead of ads, the boards have all the beer leaguers' bad Twitter/HFBoards takes signed by jersey number.
"And Steve Jimenez gets absolutely walked by Mike Hoffman, whom he said 'was washed the first time we traded for him and has no place on NHL ice'"
I am once again asking that every Olympic Gold Medal event includes a regular hobbyist in there just to show how freakshow these people are. I like the 4th liner twist here.I feel like they should do that instead of the ASG. Give the stars a week off, and the 4th line/bottom pair from every team plays a game against a local beer league. Bonus points if instead of ads, the boards have all the beer leaguers' bad Twitter/HFBoards takes signed by jersey number.
"And Steve Jimenez gets absolutely walked by Mike Hoffman, whom he said 'was washed the first time we traded for him and has no place on NHL ice'"
5 per event individual event. So you have the regular Olympic event as normal and then a regular person event. Then the winner of that regular person event, gets placed into the finals of the Olympic athletes side.I am once again asking that every Olympic Gold Medal event includes a regular hobbyist in there just to show how freakshow these people are. I like the 4th liner twist here.