GDT: Game 32: Coyotes @ Blue Jackets - 5PM - FSAZ+

[Muppet]

I was going to say this looks like it could be a 1-0 game, but who am I kidding, of course we'll give up an empty netter

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

Tippett teams could score this many goals. Chip, Klink, and Moss had an excuse.

 

[SniperHF]

The ticket promotion they are advertising tonight is crazy good.

It is good. But it's less good once you remember we won't beat FLA so you won't get the free Caps tickets.

 

[Summer Rose]

I think there is a Predators or Lightning team out there about to put 10 past us one of those days when our goalie won't stand on his head

I'm currently terrified of playing the Lightning.

Imagine if, when we played the Lightning, Domingue was our starter...

 

[Summer Rose]

It is good. But it's less good once you remember we won't be FLA so you won't get the free Caps tickets.

I bet abused children would love to move in with the Coyotes, because we don't beat anybody.

 

[Muppet]

Chychrun played that 2 on 1 beautifully. But that's the 203,184th odd man rush against us this season.

 

[TheLegend]

"Defensive liability" Duclair being the only one who isn't a minus is kind of hilarious.

When you play most of the season against other team’s non-scoring lines it becomes a bit more clear.

 

[BlazingBlueAnt]

People keep falling, Gila River level ice

 

[TheLegend]

Well not to be out done. Roadrunners gave up a goal in the first 12 seconds.

 

[SniperHF]

"Phoenix penalty"

I bet abused children would love to move in with the Coyotes, because we don't beat anybody.

This was funny but you should still feel bad.

 

[CC96]

When you play most of the season against other team’s non-scoring lines it becomes a bit more clear.

The player with the best plus/minus on the team other than Duke, with 25 or more games played (same number of games Duke has played) is -6, with the average being around -11.

 

[Muppet]

Well not to be out done. Roadrunners gave up a goal in the first 12 seconds.

CHASE THE GAME ™

 

[Summer Rose]

I usually defend referees but that was a terrible call.

 

[SniperHF]

Huge save.

 

[MIGs Dog]

I usually defend referees but that was a terrible call.

No way he actually saw a trip. That was an "assumption" call.

 

[Mosby]

Schenn, KConn, Rinaldo, Rieder on the ice at the same time. Jesus. Rick Tocchet really does like to gamble.

 

[SniperHF]

Has Demers come back out yet?

 

[Summer Rose]

I bet if Bobrovsky ran for president of Russia, he'd win, because the only way you can beat him is top shelf stick side on a screen.

 

[Bandit34]

Schenn, KConn, Rinaldo, Rieder on the ice at the same time. Jesus. Rick Tocchet really does like to gamble.

Those have been a huge part of our successful pk for awhile.

They dont bring too much on 5 on 5 though.

 

[Mosby]

Has Demers come back out yet?

Yep.

 

[Summer Rose]

"Phoenix penalty"



This was funny but you should still feel bad.

I always feel bad about my bad jokes.

 

[Muppet]

I bet if Bobrovsky ran for president of Russia, he'd win

He'd be assassinated.

 

[SniperHF]

Matt McConnell gets way too happy when a puck goes "towards the net".

 

[SniperHF]

LOLOLOL Two penalties.

We still won't score but hey.

 

[Mosby]

The bread man is toast.