Dab leaves his mansion to be greeted by his 3 Lambos. He thinks to himself, "Which should I drive today?" He comes to the sensible conclusion that orange is the colour for anger, so he hops into his orange Lambo and drives up to Nonis' cottage.
*2 hours later*
"Damn, nice place", he comments as he pulls up in front of the cottage. He walks up to the front door to see that it's slightly open.
"Davie?", he says loudly as he sticks his head into the door. "We need to have a talk."
No one is there.
He walks through the cottage until he reaches the back door. Through the door he sees an entrace to the backyard, where Nonis is lying on a chair, sunbathing.
Dab grits his teeth and enters the backyard. He does it quietly so that Nonis is unaware of his presence. He creeps behind the chair and notices Nonis flipping through a Hooters magazine. Dab leans in towards Nonis' ear and whispers coldly, "Hey Dave."
As Nonis turns around, Dab steps back and delivers a swift kick to the chair. Nonis goes flying off the chair and stumbles onto the ground, his sunglasses dangling off one ear, the chair turned upside down and the Hooters magazine submerged in the lake.
"What the h-h-hell! You s-s-s-psychopath!", Nonis stutters as he scrambles to pick himself up.
Dab grabs him up by his t-shirt. "Hey Dave. I couldn't help but notice you relaxing while we ice a perennial meme of a team, year after year!"
"W-w-w-what are you talking about?" Nonis stumbles. "We're making s-s-steady improvements to the club-"
"Have you seen the contracts you're handing out? Mirco Mueller, $6M for 15 points. Hall is making $8.4M, he's as old as you! What about Ian "3 points" McCoshen, making $5M? You wonder why we don't have a goaltender? BECAUSE YOU PAY UP THE NOSE FOR TERRIBLE PLAYERS."
"Are you threatening me?", Nonis gasped. "If you don't put me down I'll call my lawyers!"
Dab drops him to the ground. Nonis scrambles to get up as Dab kneels beside him.
"Smarten up and put a better team on the ice, or I'll be back next summer." Dab turns around and walks away.
As Dab reaches the back door, he hears Nonis yell, "But McCoshen has intangibles!"
Dab spins around and charges toward Nonis. He makes impact with Nonis and Nonis flies into the water. Dab looks at him with cold eyes as Nonis comes up to surface and spits out water.
"Intangibles. Only Toews has intangibles." Dab says as he walks away.
The next day he wakes up to an alert on his phone. He opens up to see an article, "Dave Nonis resigns from GM position in New Jersey in surprising move". He smirks and closes his eyes. He hears a ring at his doorbell. He goes downstairs to open it and sees 3 police officers.
"Sir, I'm Chief Mat Icus, from the NJPD. You're coming with me."