After watching the Jurassic Park trilogy over again, I have no idea how this even got to a 3rd film.
The 1st is perfection.
The 2nd is a really dumbed down version of the 1st but with SOME charm, a borderline just pretty good movie.
JP3 is ****ing trash that shouldn't even be canon.
No wonder it took like, 14-15 years between JP3 and Jurassic World. (Which I still need to see)
Oddly enough though, the original Jurassic Park holds up the best in regards to graphics. The late 90s and early 00s were not a fun time for CGI and computer animation. That's for sure.
But yeah, Jurassic Park as a whole suffers the same way JAWS did. One classic movie makes way for a good 2nd movie that doesn't live up to the original and then continues to **** on the film's legacy with sequel after sequel.
At least we didn't get Jurassic Park 3D though!
To this day, Indy has been Spielbergs most balanced movie franchise. Only one of those films has been objectively awful where as the rest have been on par with the 1st.
Yeah, they kind of sucked when they made too many. I hate that dooshbag Chris Pratt, so I don't even wanna watch the current one. I did see the last one.
I've seen all of them in theaters, except the current new one. I saw the first one back when it came out, and I can't remember if it was with friends or a girl I was going out with in high school? I don't even remember who I saw it with. I saw the one in the late 90's with my long time girlfriend, the first year we were together. It may have been our first or one of the first movies we saw together. It came out around the same time that Batman with George Clooney was out and I think we saw both that day. We used to see two movies together each time we went. Then we saw the third one in theaters in 2001 or whatever it was. The same day we also saw the original Fast And Furious. I remember her saying ''I wanna see Jurassic Park!'' and I was like ''WUT? There's another Jurassic Park?''.
I saw the one that came in 2015 with my friend and his family. I think he's already seen it, so I won't be dragged to it when he's here the week after this coming week, or when I visit him in Denver next month.
I won't be seeing the new one. I've been seeing a new girl currently, and we don't do movies together. It's time better spent where we could talk to each other and hang out, rather than stare at a movie screen for a couple hours. Only if you have close to unlimited time together are movie dates cool.
By the way, did I mention how I don't like that Chris Pratt guy?
