Prospect Info: Connor Bedard - 2023 1st - C, Regina

[clydesdale line]

I’m sorry but theirs no way Bedard doesn’t score 50 goals this year, the amount of chances and shots he takes…wow! He’ll for sure have 400-500 shits this season

I'm not sure which point you made is more outlandish. Bedard having 50 goals or him taking 400-500 shits this season.

 

[Mrfenn92]

I'm not sure which point you made is more outlandish. Bedard having 50 goals or him taking 400-500 shits this season.

Think he beats both easily

 

[rynryn]

people, i cannot tell you how jealous i am that you have Bedard.
he's going to be one of those guys like McDavid that I will find myself not resenting when he murders us...Unless he starts yelling "showtime" after every goal.
kind of insane considering the risk of injury but respect his wanting to go out there with the other prospects.

 

[Jimmy2Times]

I’m sorry but theirs no way Bedard doesn’t score 50 goals this year, the amount of chances and shots he takes…wow! He’ll for sure have 400-500 shits this season

That's one big pile of shit!

 

[clydesdale line]

Think he beats both easily

Highly, highly doubt he nets 50 as a rookie (that would be unprecedented even in today's NHL) and 400-500 shits? He's gonna need to start eating fast food then.

 

[stahl]

The shit's isn't out of the question. You are supposed to take 3 shits a day. Season is around 7 months. That's 210 days. The real question is does he hit 600 shits?

 

[hawksrule]

The shit's isn't out of the question. You are supposed to take 3 shits a day. Season is around 7 months. That's 210 days. The real question is does he hit 600 shits?

Who shits three times per day? That’s crazy.

 

[Paul Allen]

The shit's isn't out of the question. You are supposed to take 3 shits a day. Season is around 7 months. That's 210 days. The real question is does he hit 600 shits?

What do you eat?!?

Jokes aside, if Bedard manages 400 sog at a 15% shooting, that is 60 goals. Really depends on if he can average 5 shots/game.

 

[Mrfenn92]

Highly, highly doubt he nets 50 as a rookie (that would be unprecedented even in today's NHL) and 400-500 shits? He's gonna need to start eating fast food then.

Already placed a wager on him beating both in Vegas

 

[Toews2Bickell]

is the over/under on bedard goal total really 30? i mean there are guys like hartman that have topped 30 in recent years...he should get 15 on the pp alone

 

[Drumman44]

is the over/under on bedard goal total really 30? i mean there are guys like hartman that have topped 30 in recent years...he should get 15 on the pp alone

If that’s the real amount a casino is going with I would take the over

 

[yzerman]

I'm not sure which point you made is more outlandish. Bedard having 50 goals or him taking 400-500 shits this season.

Now i am understanding why Ea Nhl 24 have a pressure meter on the ice.

On topic Connor Better than God has a absolute deadly sniper realese hoping he can have som good linemates and score 100p first season.

 

[CallMeShaft]

Who shits three times per day? That’s crazy.

I do. I'm a healthy pooper.

 

[x Tame Impala]

Metamucil baby!

 

[Dead Meat]

Team 3 shits a day checking in - I eat relatively healthy

 

[Mrfenn92]

A diet of Budweisers and a White Castle crave case will make you go 20 times a day.

 

[hawksrule]

I do. I'm a healthy pooper.

“Three times per day is healthy.

Sincerely,
CMS’s hemorrhoids”

 

[Darkstar]

Who shits three times per day? That’s crazy.

Well, there's this guy named Shore, plays up in the NOSHO. You heard of him? He's either shitting or chirping or both.

 

[No Fun Shogun]

I feel attacked.

 

[Kurtosis]

I feel like you just have to shit when you have to shit. And not a moment later.

 

[ChiHawks10]

Highly, highly doubt he nets 50 as a rookie (that would be unprecedented even in today's NHL) and 400-500 shits? He's gonna need to start eating fast food then.

Nah. For 500 shits you're talking 1.36 shits per day over 365 days(I know, not the season length). Pretty sure it's 100% healthy to have up to three a day. With athletes, who are in good shape, and eating healthy, it's probably pretty damn common to have up to three. I'm usually anywhere from 1-3 a day when I'm eating a decently balanced diet.

And now I'll be done with the shit talking.

Edit: I just got home from camping all weekend, and posted without realizing this was already addressed.

 

[x Tame Impala]

I’m taking my second one right now

Just thought I’d share

 

[Dead Meat]

Speaking of extra dumps - it was cool to hear that Commesso put on eight extra pounds by waking up earlier so he can eat more calories....and take dumps.

 

[CallMeShaft]

I’m taking my second one right now

Just thought I’d share

Get back to us if you have another movement today.

 

[Kevin Musto]

Get back to us if you have another movement today.

I'm eagerly awaiting the update

He's got me on the edge of my toilet seat