Duke74
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That looks more like Ryan McLeod. If he had any teeth left.
That looks more like Ryan McLeod. If he had any teeth left.
That sounds like a proclamation for a guy not taking a drink for 700 days.Hear ye, Hear ye!
This thread officially commemorates Mr. Connor Brown's 700TH consecutive day without scoring a goal in the National Hockey League. It was on March 24, 2022 that Connor Brown last recorded an NHL goal: 701 days.
With the power bestowed upon me via the HFBoards Oilers anonymous messageboard for cretins and degenerates, I hereby declare that #28 CONNOR BROWN shall henceforth be known as MISTER 700!
... for the duration of the next NHL season, Mr. 700 will provide absolutely nothing to us for the low cost of 3.25M dollars while we are unable to make any meaningful improvements to the roster (thx Jeff Jackson/Ken Holland!)
MR. BROWN, Here is your TITLE BELT! I give you... Miiiiiiister SEVEN HUNDRED!
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p.s. if you were on this board celebrating this signing and commenting how Soundwave was a doom-and-gloom loser and that Brown was a surefire top 6er brilliant 5D chess signing by Holland, saying that Brown was a giant improvement on Yamo and guaranteed 30 goal guy with McDavid... KNEEL DOWN AND REPENT, or at least stay the hell out of this thread because otherwise I will be name-and-shaming your sad post histories for all to see!
Congratulations. You are the 300th poster that has predicted a goal for him in an upcoming game. Your prize will be sent to you by Amazon. It will likely be an empty box though with a certificate in, which is in line with what Brown has done this year.I will guarantee that Brown scores tonight.
(if he's in the line-up)
Brown has zero confidence when he has the puck. The NHL and on a team that desperately needs secondary scoring is not the place to try to find your long lost game.Get this tool out of the lineup. Its way past the point of distraction that Connor Brown is the worst player on ice any game he's in. He might look suspect in AHL now with his skating and timid play.
Go into a game which is even more intense than usual and so obvious this guy shouldn't be seeing the ice and is an anchor, a bloody anchor to whoever he is attatched to.
people probably didn't spot it but Holloway was trying last night but as long as he's attached to Old Ryan and Dead brown thing nothing is happening. Connor Brown is so bad a hockey player he cooled all of McD, Drai, Nuge etc.
This guy needs to get his shit together and start scoring if we don't have a slam dunk of a deadline.
We need people to step up and he's certainly on the list of underachievers.
Once he's removed, McDavid can send him a card and a flower arrangement thanking him for his services, and that they can still be buddies.The people aspect of hockey should always be considered. But...
This is the Oilers window. Years of suckage to possibly have another year where the Oiler look like they can be a contending team.
Brown needed to go a long time ago. Its the trade deadline. We already have enough players that "should" easily be able to able to get him off the roster permanently.
Twitter reply of the year.
You are incorrect Connor Brown's last goal was on October 5th 2022
You are incorrect Connor Brown's last goal was on October 5th 2022