Tribute Congratulations to MR. 700! (Connor Brown celebration of life-without-a-goal)

[alphahelix]

Hear ye, Hear ye!

This thread officially commemorates Mr. Connor Brown's 700TH consecutive day without scoring a goal in the National Hockey League. It was on March 24, 2022 that Connor Brown last recorded an NHL goal: 701 days.

With the power bestowed upon me via the HFBoards Oilers anonymous messageboard for cretins and degenerates, I hereby declare that #28 CONNOR BROWN shall henceforth be known as MISTER 700!

... for the duration of the next NHL season, Mr. 700 will provide absolutely nothing to us for the low cost of 3.25M dollars while we are unable to make any meaningful improvements to the roster (thx Jeff Jackson/Ken Holland!)

MR. BROWN, Here is your TITLE BELT! I give you... Miiiiiiister SEVEN HUNDRED!

p.s. if you were on this board celebrating this signing and commenting how Soundwave was a doom-and-gloom loser and that Brown was a surefire top 6er brilliant 5D chess signing by Holland, saying that Brown was a giant improvement on Yamo and guaranteed 30 goal guy with McDavid... KNEEL DOWN AND REPENT, or at least stay the hell out of this thread because otherwise I will be name-and-shaming your sad post histories for all to see!

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[brentashton]

I think we should email the Oiler organization and suggest a video tribute at the first TV timeout.

I mean they usually do that for a player that has returned, but it seems like this player may not return because he may never leave (or be waived, or be traded, or buried in the minors).

The tribute itself will be very short. Not many hilights to show.

 

[Drivesaitl]

I think we should email the Oiler organization and suggest a video tribute at the first TV timeout.

I mean they usually do that for a player that has returned, but it seems like this player may not return because he may never leave (or be waived, or be traded, or buried in the minors).

The tribute itself will be very short. Not many hilights to show.

Maybe they could give him an aluminum commemorative stick. I'd prefer a golf club and a hint or two.

Brown is nearing 2full years since his last NHL goal. He even benefits from a leap year..

 

[Messrules11]

Wow, a thread to completely bash one of our players.

Very poor taste guys.

 

[29Beast97Mode]

Pay me league minimum and I'll have the same number of goals he's had this year for a fraction of the price

 

[alphahelix]

Wow, a thread to completely bash one of our players.

Very poor taste guys.

 

[Oilhawks]

Cool thread bro

When do you suggest cooking his cat or dog or whatever in an oven like you did with Campbell?

 

[McDrai]

I’m curious how much the payout would be if I put $100 on Brown scoring tonight

 

[AM]

I bet a lot of beer league players are excited that they could achieve the same as a guy that an nhl coach chooses to use.

 

[bone]

Hear ye, Hear ye!

This thread officially commemorates Mr. Connor Brown's 700TH consecutive day without scoring a goal in the National Hockey League. It was on March 24, 2022 that Connor Brown last recorded an NHL goal: 701 days.

With the power bestowed upon me via the HFBoards Oilers anonymous messageboard for cretins and degenerates, I hereby declare that #28 CONNOR BROWN shall henceforth be known as MISTER 700!

... for the duration of the next NHL season, Mr. 700 will provide absolutely nothing to us for the low cost of 3.25M dollars while we are unable to make any meaningful improvements to the roster (thx Jeff Jackson/Ken Holland!)

MR. BROWN, Here is your TITLE BELT! I give you... Miiiiiiister SEVEN HUNDRED!
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p.s. if you were on this board celebrating this signing and commenting how Soundwave was a doom-and-gloom loser and that Brown was a surefire top 6er brilliant 5D chess signing by Holland, saying that Brown was a giant improvement on Yamo and guaranteed 30 goal guy with McDavid... KNEEL DOWN AND REPENT, or at least stay the hell out of this thread because otherwise I will be name-and-shaming your sad post histories for all to see!

100 weeks. Nearly 1000 minutes played. It's truly a remarkable accomplishment typically reserved for the Tim Sestito's and Patrick Russell's of the world.

Wow, a thread to completely bash one of our players.

Very poor taste guys.

This looks like more of a celebration than a bashing to me.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

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AI can’t even draw a guy holding a belt over his head properly.

 

[alphahelix]

Cool thread bro

When do you suggest cooking his cat or dog or whatever in an oven like you did with Campbell?

 

[Bryanbryoil]

I’m curious how much the payout would be if I put $100 on Brown scoring tonight

Elon and Bezos would come to you if they needed $ for new projects because you'd have more $ than both of them combined.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

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why is there a bobcat sitting on a suitcase full of money and a businessman crying? AI fails again.

 

[alphahelix]

why is there a bobcat sitting on a suitcase full of money and a businessman crying? AI fails again.

Thats what you get when you ask for Hunter the Lynx and a sad old businessman named Ken Holland. There were two of those, but the other one seemed a little bit.... furry-ish

 

[Perfect_Drug]

If Brown had scored 10 goals we would have made the playoffs.

 

[DaGap]

I’m curious how much the payout would be if I put $100 on Brown scoring tonight

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Brown scores this Calendar year.

I wonder if I should make a pole?

 

[Rpenny]

Wow, a thread to completely bash one of our players.

Very poor taste guys.

Welcome to the oiler board. Just wait till we have his bonus on our cap hit next season

 

[Jimmi McJenkins]

Hear ye, Hear ye!

This thread officially commemorates Mr. Connor Brown's 700TH consecutive day without scoring a goal in the National Hockey League. It was on March 24, 2022 that Connor Brown last recorded an NHL goal: 701 days.

With the power bestowed upon me via the HFBoards Oilers anonymous messageboard for cretins and degenerates, I hereby declare that #28 CONNOR BROWN shall henceforth be known as MISTER 700!

... for the duration of the next NHL season, Mr. 700 will provide absolutely nothing to us for the low cost of 3.25M dollars while we are unable to make any meaningful improvements to the roster (thx Jeff Jackson/Ken Holland!)

MR. BROWN, Here is your TITLE BELT! I give you... Miiiiiiister SEVEN HUNDRED!
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p.s. if you were on this board celebrating this signing and commenting how Soundwave was a doom-and-gloom loser and that Brown was a surefire top 6er brilliant 5D chess signing by Holland, saying that Brown was a giant improvement on Yamo and guaranteed 30 goal guy with McDavid... KNEEL DOWN AND REPENT, or at least stay the hell out of this thread because otherwise I will be name-and-shaming your sad post histories for all to see!

You should make him more aware of this, I don't think he understands. Maybe show up at his house with a sign or rent a billboard.

 

[Gordy Elbows]

I think we should email the Oiler organization and suggest a video tribute at the first TV timeout.

I mean they usually do that for a player that has returned, but it seems like this player may not return because he may never leave (or be waived, or be traded, or buried in the minors).

The tribute itself will be very short. Not many hilights to show.

Whoa…there’s a bazillion shot attempts….all captured on film….roll it!

 

[ohheyhemsky]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Brown scores this Calendar year.

I wonder if I should make a pole?

I will guarantee that Brown scores tonight.

(if he's in the line-up)

 

[rboomercat90]

Maybe they could give him an aluminum commemorative stick. I'd prefer a golf club and a hint or two.

Brown is nearing 2full years since his last NHL goal. He even benefits from a leap year..

It’s coming.

Are we still doing that?

 

[brentashton]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Brown scores this Calendar year.

I wonder if I should make a pole?

So we’re paying for next years production for some other team? What a terrible contract.

 

[Chet Manley]

A-toad-ya-sew over what was clearly a gamble on a player coming off of injury? Sure.