alphahelix
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Hear ye, Hear ye!
This thread officially commemorates Mr. Connor Brown's 700TH consecutive day without scoring a goal in the National Hockey League. It was on March 24, 2022 that Connor Brown last recorded an NHL goal: 701 days.
With the power bestowed upon me via the HFBoards Oilers anonymous messageboard for cretins and degenerates, I hereby declare that #28 CONNOR BROWN shall henceforth be known as MISTER 700!
... for the duration of the next NHL season, Mr. 700 will provide absolutely nothing to us for the low cost of 3.25M dollars while we are unable to make any meaningful improvements to the roster (thx Jeff Jackson/Ken Holland!)
MR. BROWN, Here is your TITLE BELT! I give you... Miiiiiiister SEVEN HUNDRED!
p.s. if you were on this board celebrating this signing and commenting how Soundwave was a doom-and-gloom loser and that Brown was a surefire top 6er brilliant 5D chess signing by Holland, saying that Brown was a giant improvement on Yamo and guaranteed 30 goal guy with McDavid... KNEEL DOWN AND REPENT, or at least stay the hell out of this thread because otherwise I will be name-and-shaming your sad post histories for all to see!
This thread officially commemorates Mr. Connor Brown's 700TH consecutive day without scoring a goal in the National Hockey League. It was on March 24, 2022 that Connor Brown last recorded an NHL goal: 701 days.
With the power bestowed upon me via the HFBoards Oilers anonymous messageboard for cretins and degenerates, I hereby declare that #28 CONNOR BROWN shall henceforth be known as MISTER 700!
... for the duration of the next NHL season, Mr. 700 will provide absolutely nothing to us for the low cost of 3.25M dollars while we are unable to make any meaningful improvements to the roster (thx Jeff Jackson/Ken Holland!)
MR. BROWN, Here is your TITLE BELT! I give you... Miiiiiiister SEVEN HUNDRED!
p.s. if you were on this board celebrating this signing and commenting how Soundwave was a doom-and-gloom loser and that Brown was a surefire top 6er brilliant 5D chess signing by Holland, saying that Brown was a giant improvement on Yamo and guaranteed 30 goal guy with McDavid... KNEEL DOWN AND REPENT, or at least stay the hell out of this thread because otherwise I will be name-and-shaming your sad post histories for all to see!
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