GDT: Caroline Fans Want Return à Apathy. "You Got it!" says GM.

[Unsustainable]

If I won powerball it wouldn't be pointless either.

If you win the powerball, can I have 1 million in cash.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I don't like you that much.

 

[Breakdowns]

I don't like you that much.

Can I get 10k? That's enough for me!

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

I don't like you that much.

Can I have a million in canadian dollars?

 

[NotOpie]

Can I have a million in canadian dollars?

So $10K

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

So $10K

Give or take a couple dollars.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Can I get 10k? That's enough for me!

Really a very reasonable request. Don't be greedy, BBA

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Really a very reasonable request. Don't be greedy, BBA

How about this? If I win powerball, I commit to:

1) I'll get an HFCanes box at the arena. Most of you will be invited for every game (sorry, there are 1 or 2 posters who I just can't invite).
2) For our overseas/out of town posters, I'll fly them over and put them up for 5 games.
3) Will hold 5 catered tailgates, including Dave's beers.

Good enough?

Now, the problem with this plan is I never play powerball, so it's as likely to happen as the Canes going on a 10 game wining streak.

 

[bluedevil58]

How about this? If I win powerball, I commit to:

1) I'll get an HFCanes box at the arena. Most of you will be invited for every game (sorry, there are 1 or 2 posters who I just can't invite).
2) For our overseas/out of town posters, I'll fly them over and put them up for 5 games.
3) Will hold 5 catered tailgates, including Dave's beers.

Good enough?

Now, the problem with this plan is I never play powerball, so it's as likely to happen as the Canes going on a 10 game wining streak.

Sounds good to me!

 

[tarheelhockey]

If I win the Powerball, I will buy the Carolina Hurricanes as soon as Dundon realizes he can't afford it.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Sounds good to me!

We'll wave to you from the box.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i want return a box

 

[AD Skinner]

dream a little

 

[NotOpie]

Give or take a couple dollars.

U.S. or Canadian?

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

U.S. or Canadian?

I’ll take the American dollars and give away the Canadian.

 

[The Stranger]

Now, the problem with this plan is I never play powerball, so it's as likely to happen as the Canes going on a 10 game wining streak.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

And with powerball, you only miss 99.999999% of the ones you do take.

 

[Lempo]

"The ticket price is an extra tax to people who can't do probability calculations."

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

"The ticket price is an extra tax to people who can't do probability calculations."

Sometimes I just play the home version and light a couple of dollar bills on fire.

 

[The Stranger]

Statistically there are times when the expected value of a ticket exceeds the cost of a ticket...so stop making excuses for your pyromania and put those greenbacks to work buddy.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Statistically there are times when the expected value of a ticket exceeds the cost of a ticket...so stop making excuses for your pyromania and put those greenbacks to work buddy.

So you may not be Cam's wife or mother, but I'm guessing you are in charge of marketing for the lottery. Not buying it (nor will I start).

 

[garnetpalmetto]

Wardo gets the start tonight.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Wardo gets the start tonight.

I don’t get it, Darling was playing so well.

 

[Canes]

Hopefully we win tonight so we can continue to ignore the 2 giant, rotting elephant carcasses in the room.

 

[garnetpalmetto]

I don’t get it, Darling was playing so well.

In case anybody thought Peters might try to restore Darling's confidence by putting him up against the Habs...guess again. (Not that I think he should. I think in the ideal you send him down to Charlotte on a conditioning stint and give him a few starts there)