There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased vegan
You mean, "...well-oiled vegan".
Married a vegan. Can confirm.
So, a little of the old game of shoots and sprouts is it....
But you can't change your mind depending on if it's 3-2 Florida or 4-3 Canes. That's just dumb and your opinion has zero legitimacy.
What in the hell are you talking about????? We're gifted with free will by what ever maker you believe or don't believe in....besides that we're Carolina Hurricanes fans, notorious for our skepticism, cynicism, irrationality, rule-breaking, muck-raking, salivating, mental fornicating, and overall prevaricating. If it is legitimate opinions you seek, this hasn't been the appropriate venue since.....well, the dawn of time. We roll in the pig slop of our collective depression followed by mania....but I digress. TL/DR....We're a bunch of jerks and it's what we do.
Remember, kids. Practitioners of the metric system have yet to walk on the moon.
Nor did they invent Cheerwine....or better yet, Durn Good Hot 'n Spicy Mustard.