Another rant...
Half way through my final junior season. It's only taken me 5 months to this point. Here are the top things that P!$$ me off to no end:
1) MY goalie has the reaction time of a snail. The other goalie? I have gotten one timers down to a science now, so am constantly blasting shots from the slot. THEIR goalie makes saves that would make Domink Hasek blush. MY goalie? Can't stop a 20 foot floating backhand with no screen. And who gets the -10 or -20 defensive penalty? Yup....me.
2) It's hard enough to take the puck off the other team most times. Stick lifting and poke checking are effective, but sick of penalties from this. My biggest beef is when I absolutely destroy the puck carrier with a 'big hit' and there appears to be some sort of force field around the puck, because even though the other guy should be in the 'quiet room' at that point, I am unable to pick up the puck, and he jumps up like a jack in the box and roars off with the puck. WTF???
3) Powerplays, or offensive pressure in general. Especially on powerplays, my defensemen are useless. I am carrying the puck, and my D are ten feet OUTSIDE the blue line! IN REVERSE! I pass it back to them, instant offside. OR...I make a nice, slow, lazy pass along the boards back to the blue line, and they have their a$$es to the boards, so the puck will just float past them and back into my end.
4) Wingers are no better. I am busting my A$$ behind the net to stick lift, poke check, forecheck in general, and what are my wingers doing? Standing back at the blue line!!! It's like the four of them are forming a wall at the blue line, while I work like an idiot to free up the puck. I wish to hell there was a slider to increase aggressiveness with my team, because right now they play like a bunch of pu$$ies.
5) Since I started my career, I have put 100% of my training into skating. In 2 1/2 years, I have just cracked 90 on speed and acceleration. This puts me well into the fastest skaters in the NHL. Top 100 at least. And yet, I am playing against OHL players who are somehow able to skate BACKWARDS as fast as I can skate forwards. I am sure in the NHL there are only maybe 20-30 defensemen who are capable of keeping up with a forward in full flight, while skating backwards. In the OHL? MY GOD! They are ALL NHL quality!
It's little details like this that burn my A$$. There is no authenticity, and it's all cut and paste technology. And just to make a point (I don't know if it's laziness, or an attempt at humour) I have seen an OHL player in my 3rd year, with the surname 'McMuffin'. Really? What's next, guys called 'Keyboard' or 'Mouse' or 'Lampshade'?
Ok, rant over...