Around the League 42: Life, the Universe, and Everything

[SvechneJerk]

More awkward than the Utes? Or the Jazz?

Maybe the Utah Salt Yetis. Break it up a little.

 

[DaveG]

Utah yetis is no worse than Seattle kraken.

But it's no better and that's kinda the point. The only idea I've liked that I've seen is Utah Bighorns, which doesn't seem to even be in consideration. So yeah, le club de hockey Utah it is for me.

 

[Lempo]

Stickpuck Utah

 

[A Star is Burns]

We just need the ladies’ man to come on the radio talking about his time fulfilling a missionary position

I remember someone dragging me to see that movie and about halfway through the film seemed to melt and we could no longer watch the movie. Got free movie ticket vouchers out of it which seemed like a good deal given how bad it was.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

I’m annoyed that Yetis is the correct plural. Is it just me or does it sound like the plural of Yeti should be Yeti?

“There’s a singular Yeti”
“There’s a group of Yeti”

 

[Justicebork]

I’m annoyed that Yetis is the correct plural. Is it just me or does it sound like the plural of Yeti should be Yeti?

“There’s a singular Yeti”
“There’s a group of Yeti”

The plural should some exotic and unique word, like "a pride" of something.

In fact, just use their current roster to create the word.

A Kesselring of Yeti.
A Schmaltz of Yeti.
A Durzi of Yeti.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

So AM owns the Coyotes franchise for the next 5 years, the arena needs to be built and NHL ready in that time, but also there needs to be a year and a half notice to “reactivate” the franchise.

It sounding more and more like there’s zero chance that, if the Coyotes return, AM won’t be involved. That’s a good thing.

 

[MinJaBen]

Also, is there any connection at all between Utah and Yeti's?

Does any local have a connection to a fictional thing?

 

[Lempo]

Does any local have a connection to a fictional thing?

Oregon Sasquatch would have, Orlando Sasquatch not so much.

I’m annoyed that Yetis is the correct plural. Is it just me or does it sound like the plural of Yeti should be Yeti?

“There’s a singular Yeti”
“There’s a group of Yeti”

Wiktionary agrees with you on that.

Noun[edit]​

yeti (plural yeti or yetis)

yeti - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

en.wiktionary.org

 

[hblueridgegal]

This league is made for Lifetime or Bravo.

 

[Derailed75]

On the bad names front I have a customer his last name is Buttz. He married a Candace and she leaned full on into it and goes by Candi.

 

[Svechhammer]

This league is made for Lifetime or Bravo.

The guy needed to be forced to pay his hotel bills. Season ticket holders who had tickets for next year are likely boned until a class action lawsuit is filed.

 

[To Be Determined]

On the bad names front I have a customer his last name is Buttz. He married a Candace and she leaned full on into it and goes by Candi.

i think i've told the story here before, but in grad school there was a guy in a class i ta'd who told me about a classmate of his from high school with the last name aycock. now, that's a good and proper old-school north carolina name, and i'll not mock it. but this aycock fellow's parents chose to give him the middle name Holden. they should have taken the baby from them at the hospital.

 

[Porvari]

Also a lot of winter Olympic training there

Utah Olympians sound pretty good, actually.

 

[Lempo]

Utah Olympians sound pretty good, actually.

The cease & desist from the IOC would be posted expedited.

 

[MisterDobz]

So the current major sports teams are ‘Real Salt lake’ which makes no sense except a cheap rip off of good football club (unless I missed a royal decree by the American king) and Utah jazz, which has nothing to do with Utah. So to me the logical name would be….

Bayern Boogie Woogies.

 

[AD Skinner]

I went to high school with a dude named Richard Cox and a dude named Richard Johnson

 

[Chrispy]

Oregon Sasquatch would have, Orlando Sasquatch not so much.

But Orlando Yeti would make sense.

 

[Bub]

Then call them the Scorpions, not Venom. Also, is there any connection at all between Utah and Yeti's? Like I could see a Canadian or cold-climate team being Yeti's, but f***ing Utah?

Can't call them the Scorpions because we already own "Rock You Like a Hurricane" and no I won't be taking any questions.

 

[Chrispy]

Can't call them the Scorpions because we already own "Rock You Like a Hurricane" and no I won't be taking any questions.

It would be fitting to have Utah come out for their first game to “Wind of Change”.

 

[Svechhammer]

The guy needed to be forced to pay his hotel bills. Season ticket holders who had tickets for next year are likely boned until a class action lawsuit is filed.

Called it

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Called it

Having to request refunds for season tickets to a season that the team won't participate in is scummy as hell, but at this point, the bar is so low that the fact they're offering refunds at all is good enough.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Having to request refunds for season tickets to a season that the team won't participate in is scummy as hell, but at this point, the bar is so low that the fact they're offering refunds at all is good enough.

Where did they say you have to request a refund? They say they are processing refunds.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I went to high school with a dude named Richard Cox and a dude named Richard Johnson

Never forget Brigadier General Richard Head.

BRIGADIER GENERAL RICHARD G. HEAD

Brigadier General Richard G. Head is deputy director for operations, National Military Command Center, Organization of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Washington, D.C. He is directly responsible for the

www.af.mil

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Where did they say you have to request a refund? They say they are processing refunds.

Farther down that paragraph:

"We will provide you with additional information next week on how to request refunds."