You're 28. Birthday's don't matter anymore.
Yeah, pretty much, unless you're planning on running for Senator at 30 or President at 35....
Wish that super rights would start getting implemented as you progressively age to make birthdays actually having meaning past 21 (or 25 if you want to rent a car).
In an ideal world...
30 - Half off all alcoholic purchases if you get carded.
40 - Allowed to cut in line at the supermarket.
50 - Speed limits no longer apply to you.
60 - You can commit one misdemeanor of your choice every six months without being punished.
70 - "Get off my lawn," becomes a valid legal defense when dealing with no-good rotten kids.
80 - No longer have to tip your waiter.
90 - Free drugs and alcohol
100 - The Department of Transportation provides a free chauffeur at all times.
110 - One free murder per year.
120 - A city gets renamed in your honor.