OT: Anything Goes 16: Things that'll never happen

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No Fun Shogun

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I'm pushing thirty, kiddos. Get on my level.

Also, just made my first auto payment for my new car. I now have car payments, mortgage payments (with property taxes included), and condo assessments every month. Adulthood, man....
 

ColdSteel2

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I'm pushing thirty, kiddos. Get on my level.

Also, just made my first auto payment for my new car. I now have car payments, mortgage payments (with property taxes included), and condo assessments every month. Adulthood, man....

And now that you have that, time for everything to start breaking one at a time.
 

RayP

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28 next March.


And car payments suck. Haven't had any in 5 ish years now. I've only bought one car before that had a significant payment before... Never again. Felt like such a waste of money each month.
 

No Fun Shogun

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And now that you have that, time for everything to start breaking one at a time.

Oy, hope not, though my building's due for a new roof sooner than later.

That's actually the main reason I decided to get a new car, as I didn't want to deal with the hassle of a car with 316k miles on it potentially dying during what's supposed to be another brutal winter. Figured that preemptive action was worthwhile.
 

RayP

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Would it be that difficult to celebrate it 2 days prior to the actual day?
 

No Fun Shogun

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You're 28. Birthday's don't matter anymore.

Yeah, pretty much, unless you're planning on running for Senator at 30 or President at 35....

Wish that super rights would start getting implemented as you progressively age to make birthdays actually having meaning past 21 (or 25 if you want to rent a car).

In an ideal world...

30 - Half off all alcoholic purchases if you get carded.
40 - Allowed to cut in line at the supermarket.
50 - Speed limits no longer apply to you.
60 - You can commit one misdemeanor of your choice every six months without being punished.
70 - "Get off my lawn," becomes a valid legal defense when dealing with no-good rotten kids.
80 - No longer have to tip your waiter.
90 - Free drugs and alcohol
100 - The Department of Transportation provides a free chauffeur at all times.
110 - One free murder per year.
120 - A city gets renamed in your honor.
 

ColdSteel2

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Would it be that difficult to celebrate it 2 days prior to the actual day?

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No Fun Shogun

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So yeah I just lost 5-7 in NHL 15 against Nashville... They scored 7 goals on 8 shots.

Ha, I remember those types of games.

Been taking a hiatus from the series since NHL 14 left me disappointed. No clue when I'll come back to it, but probably won't be for at least another iteration or two.
 

OhCaptainMyCaptain

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I like the game overall. Graphics are awesome, puck physics are sweet, but I mean you have to adjust your goalie ratings or they'll score at ease.
 

CourtneyDagger50

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I am still playing 14 until I can find a cheap copy of 15 or if I get it for Christmas. I can't justify spending 60 dollars on basically the same game since I don't have a new consol
 
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