Not only can I talk CORSI, but I can discuss the relationships and differences between statistics, subjective probabilities, and objective chances/causal factors. I can also listen to and share charming anecdata regarding the tender aspects of fatherhood. I'm known for my acerbic wit. Unlike Darth Milbury, for me, size doesn't matter. I think I'm one of the better, or at least above-average, diminutive candidates this side (i.e. West) of Flatbush Ave posting on this thread. I'm modest, too.
That said, I wouldn't be able to get onto the G at Ft. Hamilton until approx 6:45. That would put me at Barclays anywhere between 7:05 and 7:20.
I beseech you to consider my application. But I take disappointment well. Really, I do.