These Are The Days
Oh no! We suck again!!
It's here it's happening. Let's indeed make ourselves famous again by being pioneers of the wrestling industry. If anything let's have fun with this.
Well I figure we have to start with basics of what metrics we will use. I vote in favor of the following
RECORD
Clean wins
Clean losses
Dirty wins
Dirty losses
Wins via DQ
Losses via DQ
Wins via submission
Losses via submission
Losses by knockout
Draw (i.e countout or match not even starting)
ADVANCED WRESTLING METRICS
OKAF% = opponent kickout after finisher: the percentage in which an opponent kickouts after a wrestler performs a finisher
KAF% = kickout after finisher: the percentage in which a wrestler kicks out of an opponent's finisher
FP = Finishers performed
TIS = Time in submission: the time a wrestler spends being subjected to a submission maneuver
OTIS= Opponent time in submission: Time a wrestler spends subjecting his opponent to a submission maneuver
TK = Total kickouts: how many times a wrestler kicks out in any given situation
TKBO = Total kickouts by opponent: how many times an opponent kicks out in any given situation
TWOJTWS = Total Walls of Jericho Taken Without Submitting
Botches = botches obviously
MNOR/60 = Minutes napping outside ring/60 minutes
GF= Gas factor: obtained by taking the minutes of rest holds divided by match time
HL/60 = headlocks per 60 minutes
TOTAL ODDS OVERCOME
OIF = outside interference faced
THM = total handicap matches
DF% = Distracted referee percentage: time spent with a distracted referee that didn't know what the hell he was doing
TDBS = Times Demasculated/Defemulated By Stephanie
TTB = total times buried
TBO= times burying opponent
CSR (chairshot ratio) = Chairshots Given divided by Chairshot Received
EVEN MORE ADVANCED METRICS
WOJTWS/J = Walls of Jericho Taken Without Submitting per Jericho match ratio
KARPN = Kurt Angle returns per night
SDQQ= Shucky ducky quack quack: DAAAYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMMM Lana, Charlotte, Alexa, Maryse etc
SPM= Splooshes per minute: DAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMMMM Balor, Neville etc
M/60 = Maggles per 60 minutes
SHPE= Sasha's hairline per episode
SUBS/60 = Shut up Byron Saxton's per 60 minutes
RKOON!/60 = RKO outta nowhere per 60 minutes
TYJMTL!= Times you just made the list!
TBUJC = Times beat up John Cena
TBUBJUC = Times beat up by John Cena
SIUYCA/60 = stick it up your candy ass per 60
BEER/60 = beers per 60 minutes
THRWOY = Times Hulkamania ran wild on you!
THDRWOY= Times Hulkamania didn't run wild on you
YCSM/60= You can't see me per 60 minutes
Excuseme/60= The number of EXCUSE ME'S by Vickie Guerrero per 60 minutes
RIP/60= Rest in peace per 60 minutes
RIP= total times rested in peace by Undertaker
MURIP= Made Undertaker rest in peace
Suckit/60= total number of suck it's per 60 minutes
UPDATED!!
PS- If any of you WWE message board moles who monitor smarks are looking at this I've got two words for ya... "SUCK IT!"
Well I figure we have to start with basics of what metrics we will use. I vote in favor of the following
RECORD
Clean wins
Clean losses
Dirty wins
Dirty losses
Wins via DQ
Losses via DQ
Wins via submission
Losses via submission
Losses by knockout
Draw (i.e countout or match not even starting)
ADVANCED WRESTLING METRICS
OKAF% = opponent kickout after finisher: the percentage in which an opponent kickouts after a wrestler performs a finisher
KAF% = kickout after finisher: the percentage in which a wrestler kicks out of an opponent's finisher
FP = Finishers performed
TIS = Time in submission: the time a wrestler spends being subjected to a submission maneuver
OTIS= Opponent time in submission: Time a wrestler spends subjecting his opponent to a submission maneuver
TK = Total kickouts: how many times a wrestler kicks out in any given situation
TKBO = Total kickouts by opponent: how many times an opponent kicks out in any given situation
TWOJTWS = Total Walls of Jericho Taken Without Submitting
Botches = botches obviously
MNOR/60 = Minutes napping outside ring/60 minutes
GF= Gas factor: obtained by taking the minutes of rest holds divided by match time
HL/60 = headlocks per 60 minutes
TOTAL ODDS OVERCOME
OIF = outside interference faced
THM = total handicap matches
DF% = Distracted referee percentage: time spent with a distracted referee that didn't know what the hell he was doing
TDBS = Times Demasculated/Defemulated By Stephanie
TTB = total times buried
TBO= times burying opponent
CSR (chairshot ratio) = Chairshots Given divided by Chairshot Received
EVEN MORE ADVANCED METRICS
WOJTWS/J = Walls of Jericho Taken Without Submitting per Jericho match ratio
KARPN = Kurt Angle returns per night
SDQQ= Shucky ducky quack quack: DAAAYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMMM Lana, Charlotte, Alexa, Maryse etc
SPM= Splooshes per minute: DAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMMMM Balor, Neville etc
M/60 = Maggles per 60 minutes
SHPE= Sasha's hairline per episode
SUBS/60 = Shut up Byron Saxton's per 60 minutes
RKOON!/60 = RKO outta nowhere per 60 minutes
TYJMTL!= Times you just made the list!
TBUJC = Times beat up John Cena
TBUBJUC = Times beat up by John Cena
SIUYCA/60 = stick it up your candy ass per 60
BEER/60 = beers per 60 minutes
THRWOY = Times Hulkamania ran wild on you!
THDRWOY= Times Hulkamania didn't run wild on you
YCSM/60= You can't see me per 60 minutes
Excuseme/60= The number of EXCUSE ME'S by Vickie Guerrero per 60 minutes
RIP/60= Rest in peace per 60 minutes
RIP= total times rested in peace by Undertaker
MURIP= Made Undertaker rest in peace
Suckit/60= total number of suck it's per 60 minutes
UPDATED!!
PS- If any of you WWE message board moles who monitor smarks are looking at this I've got two words for ya... "SUCK IT!"
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