Speculation: A SERIOUS DISCUSSION: Stormy the Pig

[Carolinas Identity*]

With a turrble team on paper, huge injury concerns before the season has even started, a baptist minister from Alabama as coach, a cheap owner, a GM who "likes our group", literally < 0 chance of getting a top pick and a team on the verge of being relocated to Québec, there will be undoubtedly be huge pressure on Stormy to keep spirits high this season.

Aided only by a rag-tag group of whoreish, turtleneck wearing cheerleaders and these guys:

Will he be able to do it?

DISCUSS!!!!11!111!!one

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[tomdundo]

...to the discussion, not the question being "discussed"

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I actually blame Stormy for Jordan's injury.

Can his ass NOW!!!

 

[tarheelhockey]

Stormy is the laziest mascot in sports. He does nothing but shoot tshirts and stand around during those little giveaway games.

 

[Brock Anton]

Speaking of John and Tripp, who replaced Chantel anyways?

 

[Wolfpuck]

I actually blame Stormy for Jordan's injury.

Can his ass NOW!!!

Stormy's number is 97.

9 + 7 = 16

The Hurricanes have missed the playoffs for the past 5 seasons.

16 - 5 = 11

The meth math checks out.

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Stormy is the laziest mascot in sports. He does nothing but shoot tshirts and stand around during those little giveaway games.

I saw him slide down a railing at Sunday's game, so there's that.

 

[Brock Anton]

Stormy's number is 97.

9 + 7 = 16

The Hurricanes have missed the playoffs for the past 5 seasons.

16 - 5 = 11

The meth math checks out.

 

[tarheelhockey]

I saw him slide down a railing at Sunday's game, so there's that.

Too lazy to take the stairs.

 

[Unsustainable]

Speaking of John and Tripp, who replaced Chantel anyways?

Chantel.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Chantel.

That's one good positive at least

 

[RodTheBawd]

That's one good positive at least

Positive in the sense that what is happening on the ice might not be the worst part of watching games?

 

[HisIceness]

He be BBQ'ed at seasons end.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Positive in the sense that what is happening on the ice might not be the worst part of watching games?

Exactly

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Stormy isn't a pig. Hes an Ice Hog. Consider yourselves educated.

 

[A Star is Burns]

We're gonna get #1 overall, draft McDavid, but he'll refuse to sign with us because Stormy won't give up his number. Stormy's a cancer.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

We're gonna get #1 overall, draft McDavid, but he'll refuse to sign with us because Stormy won't give up his number. Stormy's a cancer.

Lol

 

[HisIceness]

What would Stormys trade value be. I think two 1sts and a second plus a top prospect is fair amirite?

 

[What the Faulk]

Peters, Ward, Nash and a 2nd

 

[gocanes88]

Did you make this?!?!

 

[mmssd]

Chantel.

She's so sexy.

 

[Roboturner913]

What would Stormys trade value be. I think two 1sts and a second plus a top prospect is fair amirite?

A shredded pork chimichanga at my favorite Mexican place is $3.79, if that gives you a baseline. I ain't no math whiz.

 

[BoiledIce]

 

[the halleJOKEL]

somebody design this and send it to a custom jersey site to be made and i will buy one and wear it to every game

 

[VAcaniac]

Best first post ever!

Some of you clearly have way too much free time.