OT: 94th Obsequious Banter Thread: Where Ryan Ellis Performs Nightly

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Rest in Peace. I loved that show as a kid. I'm pretty sure his mom invented Post-Its.

 

[Runner77]

"This thing makes me shit myself, I'm going to get it again" is some next level logic, Cody

Not that it hasn't happened before.

 

[Runner77]

There were a few times during that car ride back to the hotel I thought I was going to shit myself in this rental car with my girlfriend in the passenger seat, which would have been absolutely humiliating. We're driving down the final street, hotel in sight, and I tell her I am pulling this car up to the front of the hotel, jumping out and making a dash for the hotel lobby. By the grace of god, I made it. I blew up that hotel lobby toilet and never felt so relieved. A huge weight was lifted off my shoulders knowing I made it and didn't shit myself in the rental

Good thing your final destination wasn't Latte Larry's.




I mean, the whole concept was very smartly devised.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Damn, damn good kitty right there, Cap.

 

[Starat327]

Is the reason we dont get more of these because they take like 2 years to upload? Cause these are magnificent works.

 

[Lord Defect]

You know this just proves that you can be pushed around now right? Your threats to “cut a bitch” are nothings being whispered into the void.

 

[Runner77]

Rest in Peace. I loved that show as a kid. I'm pretty sure his mom invented Post-Its.

Man, The Monkees weren't even supposed to be a real band. And yet, this has been playing forever:

 

[ajgoal]

boo dailymotion.

 

[Magua]

I want to lustily serenade the Stone King with song and dance. We already showed we can kill his men earlier. Now, we need to show him that we are multi-talented.

*cough*

*whistle*

City of stones,
Are you slimy just for me?
City of stones,
There's so much that I can't see.
Who knows?
Is this the start of something wonderful and new?
Or one more stay of execution that I cannot make true?

 

[Appleyard]

Saw this today.

So awful and bizarre. But also very interesting.

Ever found a foot @CanadianFlyer88? Seems odds are high where you are?

 

[Embiid]

Never supported the decision by the FDA

Biogen investigating death of patient taking Alzheimer's drug

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Saw this today.

So awful and bizarre. But also very interesting.

Ever found a foot @CanadianFlyer88? Seems odds are high where you are?

Thankfully, no.

It has been a weird news story over the years out here, though.

 

[wankstifier]

Otters are vile and menacing gangsters. There’s nothing cute about them

 

[PDX Flyer]

Rest in Peace. I loved that show as a kid. I'm pretty sure his mom invented Post-Its.

unless his Mom was a dude working for a mining company in Minnesota, I don’t think so.

 

[Appleyard]

Those Singaporean (though they probably identify as Malay) Otters probably waited 200 years for this...

saw a British man and remembered 1819, 1824, 1867...

the longing for the Johor Sultanate to return... remembering part of the Malay homeland and culture that was transformed by the Empire and will never return...

then struck as a unit against their Imperialist enemy.

 

[BernieParent]

I thought the US government was winning the war against gang violence.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

unless his Mom was a dude working for a mining company in Minnesota, I don’t think so.

I checked - she invented Liquid Paper, the correction fluid we used to use with typewriters. I knew it was something.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I guarantee you - GUARANTEED - that guy is an asshole who did something or is something that deserves to get attacked.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Otters are vile and menacing gangsters. There’s nothing cute about them

You have lost your damned mind today.

 

[Lord Defect]

Otters are vile and menacing gangsters. There’s nothing cute about them

Getout.gif

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Those little f***ers can be vicious when in packs. They take on like those cainman which are essentially smaller versions in the crocodile/alligator families.

 

[Lord Defect]

I checked - she invented Liquid Paper, the correction fluid we used to use with typewriters. I knew it was something.

In before @Striiker asks what a typewriter is

 

[PDX Flyer]

I checked - she invented Liquid Paper, the correction fluid we used to use with typewriters. I knew it was something.

yeah Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing turning into a paper company was a classic study case in business school way back in my a day.

side note regarding acronyms... when I was right out of school working for brokers a lady called the office saying she had heard of a company called International Business Machines and if there was any info on them

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Two more things about this "story."

1. If you believe what you read in the New York f***ing Post, you deserve to be as misinformed as you are.

2. A middle-aged British guy in Southeast Asia claiming innocence after a fight? NO WAY! Listen to me - British guys in particular, but Westerners in general, get to Southeast Asia and for whatever reason shed all of their civility. It's probably the warm weather, but whatever it is, they go wild. Not wild like a party animal, but wild like an actual f***ing wild animal. Even in Singapore, where the rules are enforced strictly. If this guy wasn't drunk and/or high and provoking the otters I'll bite myself in the ankles 26 times. Take that shit to the bank.

Never thought I'd see otter slander on this, the most otter-friendly of boards. Any of you who believed this nonsense should be ashamed.