OT: 91st Obsequious Banter Thread: Where Silent Lucidity takes on new meaning

[Asnito]

You guys are so busy getting on me that you haven’t realized @Appleyard is smart enough to avoid the tree as well.

Um you're so busy arguing that you haven't realized you are a Toe and are going where ever we take you

 

[Lord Defect]

Oh, I see there is a new poll. And not surprisingly all you idiots are walking straight to your eventual grisly deaths. What do you think that black oozing “candy” is made of? Haven’t you all seen Soylent Green? Didn’t your mothers tell you to never take candy from strangers, let alone creepy talking bone trees?

Fools.

A high level creature moments into a campaign is an npc that gives a quest. We take the candy, and do NOT eat it. Save that shit for future use.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'd like to point out, as one who obsesses (professionally and in general) over words and their meaning, that we are in favour of taking the candy, not necessarily consuming it and not even with our bare hands.

I'm eating that shit

 

[Cody Webster]

Read somewhere that tickets to get into the F1 event in Austin were $800 to get in. If that's true, that's crazy

Edit: It was 800 for the whole weekend (qualifying and practice + race), 300 just for the race. Thats still nuts.

Here now, it was absolutely f***ing nuts. Reports of 300k people at the race today. Lines for beer and food were 45 minutes long. The race itself was awesome, everything else sucked major balls, including the traffic leaving the race. That was absolutely miserable.

 

[Beef Invictus]

A high level creature moments into a campaign is an npc that gives a quest. We take the candy, and do NOT eat it. Save that shit for future use.

good idea.

But also this high level creature absolutely kills us if we choose wrong. I have no problem ending this early. I think I mentioned if we'd voted "right" first, the earth would have immediately swallowed us.

 

[Embiid]

Escaped from Beef's lab

‘Flesh-Eating’ STD that causes ‘Beefy Red’ sores is spreading in UK

 

[Cody Webster]

@Asnito @Lord Defect not surprised you two were the only ones talking about the incident in Loudoun County

They tried charging the dad as a domestic terrorist just completely insane

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Asnito]

good idea.

But also this high level creature absolutely kills us if we choose wrong. I have no problem ending this early. I think I mentioned if we'd voted "right" first, the earth would have immediately swallowed us.

Where is this 'us' coming from it's a creature you created and control. It's 'our' asses on the line.

 

[Asnito]

@Asnito @Lord Defect not surprised you two were the only ones talking about the incident in Loudoun County

They tried charging the dad as a domestic terrorist just completely insane

I don't want to go to far down this rabbit hole but if my 15 year old daughter was raped at school and they pulled the crap they did, let's just say it would have been ugly.

 

[Hurricane28]

Season debut of Curb did not disappoint.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[BernieParent]

Can go to the best track on earth, with an amazing atmosphere, in a beautiful location, for like 8x less than that for the whole weekend.

Could literally fly to Europe from Texas, watch Spa, and go home, and would be cheaper.


Tbh I hate the "Americanisation" of F1 over the last few years (sorry guys, but true!) Though Bernie the criminal was already selling more of its soul before the Americans took over.

 

[BernieParent]

You guys are so busy getting on me that you haven’t realized @Appleyard is smart enough to avoid the tree as well.

@Appleyard falls far from the tree? Huh. There goes another old saying.

 

[ajgoal]

@Appleyard falls far from the tree? Huh. There goes another old saying.

Don't drop the mic on that one, Bern.

 

[Asnito]

 

[Appleyard]

@Appleyard falls far from the tree? Huh. There goes another old saying.

Since I have inside tree knowledge I would not trust them as far as I could throw them.

Candy trees undermining apple trees market dominance is not something I am down for in any way.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Since I have inside tree knowledge I would not trust them as far as I could throw them.

Candy trees undermining apple trees market dominance is not something I am down for in any way.

Yeah, but you can't offend apple trees.


Well, not in this current quest.

 

[ajgoal]

Yeah, but you can't offend apple trees.


Well, not in this current quest.

Unless you're named Dorothy.

 

[Jack Straw]

Yeah, but you can't offend apple trees.


Well, not in this current quest.

 

[Appleyard]

Speaking of trees... if I had children with current GF... their surname would mean:

Orchard Olive Tree

lmao.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Speaking of trees... if I had children with current GF... their surname would mean:

Orchard Olive Tree

lmao.

Thematic is good.

 

[Appleyard]

This was both sad and epic today.

Afghan national cricket team routed Scotland... using national flag... singing anthem etc.

Right now all of them are basically in exile.

Hope they do really well in the tournament. Would be a big middle finger to the Taliban who banned cricket in their previous regime... and unite a lot of Afghans I guess.

and since then? Well, Afghanistan are now one of best 8 cricket teams on earth.

They could do really well in the world cup.

 

[BernieParent]

I'm eating that shit

Keep that ipecac handy.

 

[BernieParent]

Is anyone experiencing a 1016 error when trying to access HFBoards? My phone has been showing me that ever since the extinction migration, even after I restarted it. Computers all do fine.