OT: 89th Obsequious Banter Thread: An introduction to "Cambo with da Lambo"

[ajgoal]

Daily finance update:
Once again, no one returned my call, so I called back. Two times I put in the extension I previously spoke to someone at, and left the voicemails at, and no one answered. I called back and hit the extension for the pro shop just so I could speak with someone. A guy answered and I asked to speak to a manager. He said that he could help me, so I gave him my name and the reason I was calling. He said that he had no idea that this was going on and just kept stuttering over himself when trying to make up reasons for the issue. He said he was going to go speak to Rick, who is the guy that called me Monday and said someone would reach out to me on Tuesday, and discuss it with him.

@DrinkFightFlyers Im going to need you on standby

Alternately, you could take a trip down there with @Lord Defect and have him stand outside the clubhouse with his "little friend" while you go in and explain how they're going to rectify the situation post haste.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

those dogs are awesome

 

[Beef Invictus]

Radio in Virginia is universally bad unless you can get a local college station. It's horrible. As a kid and as an adult, getting up to the Philly area was a blessing because that was where the good rock was on the radio.

This fact was recently driven home after I was driving around NJ hearing new rock songs that weren't immediately and completely enraging with how horrible they were. They day after I came home, I went to pick up lunch and turned on 101.1. I clenched my teeth through some f***ing diddy about anxiety that was sort-of-spoken to an obnoxious rhythm. It ends. I think "OK, whatever is next can't be worse." They proceeded to play the worst song ever written, the true low point of all human culture and expression: Paralyzer.

I haven't listened to the radio for weeks since.

For reference:



That song makes me want to give up on all music forever.

 

[Asnito]

Daily finance update:
Once again, no one returned my call, so I called back. Two times I put in the extension I previously spoke to someone at, and left the voicemails at, and no one answered. I called back and hit the extension for the pro shop just so I could speak with someone. A guy answered and I asked to speak to a manager. He said that he could help me, so I gave him my name and the reason I was calling. He said that he had no idea that this was going on and just kept stuttering over himself when trying to make up reasons for the issue. He said he was going to go speak to Rick, who is the guy that called me Monday and said someone would reach out to me on Tuesday, and discuss it with him.

@DrinkFightFlyers Im going to need you on standby

Hey Cody try this guy. As far as I can tell he is Emidio's son who was the founder of the course and has since passed away. It's not the generic club number and he should at least have a secretary to talk to.

Superintendent

Joey Filippini

(610) 944-6726

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

 

[Beef Invictus]

Sounds like I need to beat up Rick

 

[Starat327]

Hey Cody try this guy. As far as I can tell he is Emidio's son who was the founder of the course and has since passed away. It's not the generic club number and he should at least have a secretary to talk to.

Superintendent

Joey Filippini

(610) 944-6726

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Mental note: don't piss off Asnito.

Or on him, I guess.

 

[kudymen]

Can we sprint to end this Cambo with da Lambo stupidity?

 

[Starat327]

Can we sprint to end this Cambo with da Lambo stupidity?

Sure.

 

[Starat327]

How life in the cze @kudymen

 

[kudymen]

How life in the cze @kudymen

Not bad. Busy though

 

[kudymen]

How life in the cze @kudymen

Busted a tire while biking, that sucked. It's also getting colder

 

[kudymen]

The antispam "you have to wait X seconds" rule is annoying. I understand though

 

[Asnito]

I nominate @Striiker to make the next poll, it will make the kid feel important

 

[Asnito]

Mental note: don't piss off Asnito.

Or on him, I guess.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Radio in Virginia is universally bad unless you can get a local college station. It's horrible. As a kid and as an adult, getting up to the Philly area was a blessing because that was where the good rock was on the radio.

This fact was recently driven home after I was driving around NJ hearing new rock songs that weren't immediately and completely enraging with how horrible they were. They day after I came home, I went to pick up lunch and turned on 101.1. I clenched my teeth through some f***ing diddy about anxiety that was sort-of-spoken to an obnoxious rhythm. It ends. I think "OK, whatever is next can't be worse." They proceeded to play the worst song ever written, the true low point of all human culture and expression: Paralyzer.

I haven't listened to the radio for weeks since.

For reference:



That song makes me want to give up on all music forever.

It's like the evil parallel universe of Moving in Stereo. I hate it.

 

[Beef Invictus]

It's like the evil parallel universe of Moving in Stereo. I hate it.

Actually paying attention to the lyrics reveals the most banal nonsense ever penned.

 

[Lord Defect]

Harvey Birdman was not a bird lawyer.

He’s a lawyer that was a bird themed superhero. Technicality Ftw.

 

[Lord Defect]

Daily finance update:
Once again, no one returned my call, so I called back. Two times I put in the extension I previously spoke to someone at, and left the voicemails at, and no one answered. I called back and hit the extension for the pro shop just so I could speak with someone. A guy answered and I asked to speak to a manager. He said that he could help me, so I gave him my name and the reason I was calling. He said that he had no idea that this was going on and just kept stuttering over himself when trying to make up reasons for the issue. He said he was going to go speak to Rick, who is the guy that called me Monday and said someone would reach out to me on Tuesday, and discuss it with him.

@DrinkFightFlyers Im going to need you on standby

Stop calling and go there.

 

[Lord Defect]

Radio in Virginia is universally bad unless you can get a local college station. It's horrible. As a kid and as an adult, getting up to the Philly area was a blessing because that was where the good rock was on the radio.

This fact was recently driven home after I was driving around NJ hearing new rock songs that weren't immediately and completely enraging with how horrible they were. They day after I came home, I went to pick up lunch and turned on 101.1. I clenched my teeth through some f***ing diddy about anxiety that was sort-of-spoken to an obnoxious rhythm. It ends. I think "OK, whatever is next can't be worse." They proceeded to play the worst song ever written, the true low point of all human culture and expression: Paralyzer.

I haven't listened to the radio for weeks since.

For reference:



That song makes me want to give up on all music forever.

Catchy ear worm that is terrible.
About halfway in NC and south has great rock music. I hear new stuff driving down there every trip and hear it up here maybe 6 months later.
I am so tired of hearing the same 17 songs every day.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Catchy ear worm that is terrible.
About halfway in NC and south has great rock music. I hear new stuff driving down there every trip and hear it up here maybe 6 months later.
I am so tired of hearing the same 17 songs every day.

Every single state has better music radio than Virginia

 

[Lord Defect]

Every single state has better music radio than Virginia

105.9 The Mountain, in NC. I swear there’s a “The Hawk” in either SC or GA, but the only thing popping up is a NJ station and that ain’t it.

 

[Starat327]

Not bad. Busy though

Better to be busy than bored, right?

 

[Starat327]

Busted a tire while biking, that sucked. It's also getting colder

This is unfortunate. Can you post cool small town Czech pictures or beautiful eastern European fields?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

This is unfortunate. Can you post cool small town Czech pictures or beautiful eastern European fields?

As I was semi recently informed by my good friend @MrazeksVengeance :


THE CZECH REPUBLIC IS IN CENTRAL EUROPE, YOU INFIDEL

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Also, I came across this website that takes a 'prompt' and uses an AI to generate an image based on it. This is what it gave me for beef invictus, in case you were looking for a new avatar, bef.