OT: 86th Obsequious Banter Thread: Parables about bees abound

[DancingPanther]

They talk about the great people as if they’re bad in those PM’s.

No one talks about my bois like that. Pitchforks: sharpened

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm the funniest person in the f***ing hemisphere.

Sorry, Bernie is in the same hemisphere. Can’t be true.

Best I can offer is 3rd.

 

[DancingPanther]

Sorry, Bernie is in the same hemisphere. Can’t be true.

Best I can offer is 3rd.

He hasn't submitted the application yet. Until then, I'm without a doubt at the top of this mountain. After that, it's a silver medal. Bow to us.

 

[DancingPanther]

RIP Onlyfans. They might not even make it long enough to have their logo on the Desert Ducks helmets.

OnlyFans is getting out of the porn game

Although Starathands will still be able to post.

What I saw specified "videos" not necessarily pics fwiw

 

[Starat327]

Hey @Magua I noticed you haven't subscribed yet....

 

[Magua]

Hey @Magua I noticed you haven't subscribed yet....
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My favorite part of this is how you have embraced your modeling career with gusto. You’re enjoying this more than anyone.

Be honest: how many photos did you take of your hand before deciding on the right one?

 

[Lord Defect]

My favorite part of this is how you have embraced your modeling career with gusto. You’re enjoying this more than anyone.

Be honest: how many photos did you take of your hand before deciding on the right one?

If you look closely, he’s using a filter.
I don’t know why though, those babies are smooth as silk, not a callous in sight!

 

[Beef Invictus]

OF was turning all of you into degenerates anyway.

 

[Embiid]

If you look closely, he’s using a filter.
I don’t know why though, those babies are smooth as silk, not a callous in sight!

Must be the Eucerin....

 

[Beef Invictus]

Of course now it seems you'll all turn to this OnlyHands craze and sink further into moral destitution.

 

[Starat327]

My favorite part of this is how you have embraced your modeling career with gusto. You’re enjoying this more than anyone.

Be honest: how many photos did you take of your hand before deciding on the right one?

Look man, secrets of the game are secrets of the game. That said, I'm a naturalist, what you see is what you get, no need for multiple pics.

If you look closely, he’s using a filter.
I don’t know why though, those babies are smooth as silk, not a callous in sight!

No filters, 100% real. Just because your hands look like shit doesn't mean my hands in a picture are filtered. Some of us just take care of ourselves, ya slob.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Lord Defect]

Look man, secrets of the game are secrets of the game. That said, I'm a naturalist, what you see is what you get, no need for multiple pics.



No filters, 100% real. Just because your hands look like shit doesn't mean my hands in a picture are filtered. Some of us just take care of ourselves, ya slob.

I’m the slob? Says the guy touring a brewery before noon.

 

[DancingPanther]

OF was turning all of you into degenerates anyway.

You're telling me

 

[Beef Invictus]

How often do these guys accidentally shoot each other

 

[Beef Invictus]

I’m the slob? Says the guy touring a brewery before noon.

Yeah, if you weren't such a slob you'd have the motivation to drink even earlier

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

OF was turning all of you into degenerates anyway.

I also think that much like everything else in the world... it was all fake.

Women claiming they’re making $75,000+ a month.

Utter bullshit. Maybe some of the people with massive followings managed to make a ton of money but the amount of stories about a random school teacher in east bumblef*** making $100k/month made it seem all made up and stories put out there to draw in to give the site press.

I’m not sure there’s enough simps out there.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I also think that much like everything else in the world... it was all fake.

Women claiming they’re making $75,000+ a month.

Utter bullshit. Maybe some of the people with massive followings managed to make a ton of money but the amount of stories about a random school teacher in east bumblef*** making $100k/month made it seem all made up and stories put out there to draw in to give the site press.

I’m not sure there’s enough simps out there.

Never underestimate the simps

 

[Chinatown88]

Look man, secrets of the game are secrets of the game. That said, I'm a naturalist, what you see is what you get, no need for multiple pics.



No filters, 100% real. Just because your hands look like shit doesn't mean my hands in a picture are filtered. Some of us just take care of ourselves, ya slob.

 

[Starat327]

I’m the slob? Says the guy touring a brewery before noon.

I didn't tour shit. I know how beer is made. I make it in my spare time.

I drank beer at a brewery before noon. And I'm on vacation, so yeah, if I'm not drinking before noon, I'm doing it wrong.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

CT. Traffic.. there are 3 roads east west that's it. 84, 15 and 95. There are no alternates.

It is 230pm on a summer Thurs afternoon. Google maps shows a section of dark maroon on each of the 3 roads. Plus some other orange areas.

95 is north/south

 

[Lord Defect]

How often do these guys accidentally shoot each other

Yes

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

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that’s Treehouse isn’t it. That stuff is the shit

 

[Lord Defect]

I didn't tour shit. I know how beer is made. I make it in my spare time.

I drank beer at a brewery before noon. And I'm on vacation, so yeah, if I'm not drinking before noon, I'm doing it wrong.

You should have took a tour for the free tasting at the end.

 

[Starat327]

that’s Treehouse isn’t it. That stuff is the shit

Sure is