OT: 86th Obsequious Banter Thread: Parables about bees abound

[Young Sandwich]

Shoes?

They're the new Geezy's right? Hot off the press.

 

[Starat327]

They're the new Geezy's right? Hot off the press.

I sont know what those are, but no. There like 6 month old adidas'

 

[Young Sandwich]

I sont know what those are, but no. There like 6 month old adidas'

I made it up as a play on Yeezy's, but now I see Geezy's may actually exist.

 

[PDX Flyer]

Heady is phenomenal. Focal banger and crusher from the alchemist are that much better.

Much in the way Russian rivers Pliny the elder js touted as their best beer, when in actuality, its Blind Pig.

If I didn’t have to go to work I’d crack this right now to prove you wrong

 

[Embiid]

Who needs to worry about the Afghan Taliban when we have our own backward back woods jabronis threatening bombings in the capital. Dude looks like a real winner....just missing the smock and turbin.

 

[DancingPanther]

RIP Onlyfans. They might not even make it long enough to have their logo on the Desert Ducks helmets.

OnlyFans is getting out of the porn game

Although Starathands will still be able to post.

Wait what why would they do this lol. Weird call.

 

[DancingPanther]

No, but also in my email was this pitch from a headhunter.

These people think they're functioning members of society.

What the actual f*** is this

 

[DancingPanther]

What is this stuff about PMs that I'm missing? I was body surfing all day. 6 ft surf in WW

 

[Magua]

Never trust someone who doesn’t know the difference between the Bounty and the Bounty Hunter.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Live look at @DancingPanther

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wait what why would they do this lol. Weird call.

They want to make the same mistake Tumblr made.

They claim they’re having trouble raising funds and somehow this will help with that. I am not a smart man but taking out the entire reason your business exists isn’t a smart strategy.

 

[Chinatown88]

Never trust someone who doesn’t know the difference between the Bounty and the Bounty Hunter.

 

[Tripod]

They want to make the same mistake Tumblr made.

They claim they’re having trouble raising funds and somehow this will help with that. I am not a smart man but taking out the entire reason your business exists isn’t a smart strategy.

All they needed to do, was split off a 2nd site for "clean" content.

Best of both worlds

 

[DancingPanther]

Live look at @DancingPanther

Great movie. Does this lore require back reading the last thread orrrr

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Great movie. Does this lore require back reading the last thread orrrr

Which one? The PM’s?

Someone along the way a bit ago claimed that there’s a group of posters that talk to each other via PM about how bad this website is instead of posting. The person making this statement said that they received unsolicited PM’s about that very subject all the time.

 

[BernieParent]

HC, you make me giggle.

 

[DancingPanther]

Which one?

Yes.

Be my tour guide HC. I need to know what I've missed

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yes.

Be my tour guide HC. I need to know what I've missed

Check my edit. I’m still away from my desk.

 

[DancingPanther]

HC, you make me giggle.

I came up with pretty funny cookie dough based situational comedy yesterday with Girl. Are you interested

 

[BernieParent]

I came up with pretty funny cookie dough based situational comedy yesterday with Girl. Are you interested

How could I not be with a premise like that?

 

[DancingPanther]

Which one? The PM’s?

Someone along the way a bit ago claimed that there’s a group of posters that talk to each other via PM about how bad this website is instead of posting. The person making this statement said that they received unsolicited PM’s about that very subject all the time.

Well I mean this website is bad, it just has great people. Winning cures, losing sickens

 

[Starat327]

View attachment 461718
If I didn’t have to go to work I’d crack this right now to prove you wrong

That's not even their best sour.

Supplication is good, consecration and temptation are better.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Well I mean this website is bad, it just has great people. Winning cures, losing sickens

They talk about the great people as if they’re bad in those PM’s.

 

[DancingPanther]

How could I not be with a premise like that?

Girl was baking cookies for mom's bday. We were at the cookie dough stage. I saw her sneak some. So I said I see you are also a woman of class.

Girl: yeah man, cookie dough rules
DP: It's actual manna from heaven.
Girl: I'm not sure that's specified in the bible
DP: Actually most biblical scholars and archeologists postulate Moses and his freed slaves ate cookie dough in the desert. The spelling is similar and it got lost in translation, like when he said "Give my people dough", which misconstrued to "let my people go".

She laughed, that's all that matters. It was objectively a 10/10 joke though, cmon

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm the funniest person in the f***ing hemisphere.