Injury Report: 2023-24 Injuries, updates

[LadyStanley]

 

[LadyStanley]

 

[LadyStanley]

 

[LadyStanley]

Progress

 

[LadyStanley]

 

[LadyStanley]

IR and non-roster injury revealed.

 

[gaucholoco3]

IR and non-roster injury revealed.

Clearly the “injured” defenseman help them punt the decision on who to send down.

 

[LadyStanley]

Didn't skate today (did yesterday). Still week-to-week

 

[LadyStanley]

 

[TheBeard]

Again, catch me up, what's the injury with Logan again?

 

[timorous me]

Again, catch me up, what's the injury with Logan again?

Lower body.

Any more detail and our hockey fan privileges will be revoked.

 

[landshark]

Lower body.

Any more detail and our hockey fan privileges will be revoked.

I'm assuming he caught something in a zipper. FWIW

 

[TheBeard]

I'm assuming he caught something in a zipper. FWIW

Probably a tooth

 

[Cas]

Lower body.

Any more detail and our hockey fan privileges will be revoked.

He just got married and is now suffering from a lower body injury.

 

[TheBeard]

He just got married and is now suffering from a lower body injury.

So a “bone” bruise?

 

[SjMilhouse]

The mysterious Couture injury continues. It's "week to week" and from what they've said, very unpredictable on when he could be back. But at the same time they seem to be super positive/optimistic that it's not a big deal. Definitely one of the weirder injury situations I can remember on this team

With that said, let's use this opportunity to bank some L's to start the tank strong

 

[Mattb124]

He just got married and is now suffering from a lower body injury.

Randy Hahn refers to those as "mid-body" injuries.

 

[LadyStanley]

 

[LadyStanley]

 

[LadyStanley]

 

[Erep]

That quote reads to me as "We were trying to avoid surgery, but..."

 

[TheBeard]

The mysterious Couture injury continues. It's "week to week" and from what they've said, very unpredictable on when he could be back. But at the same time they seem to be super positive/optimistic that it's not a big deal. Definitely one of the weirder injury situations I can remember on this team

With that said, let's use this opportunity to bank some L's to start the tank strong

Maybe the plan is to stash him on LTIR until the playoffs.

 

[Barrie22]

Maybe the plan is to stash him on LTIR until the playoffs.

Maybe he can be our Hossa and he can be allergic to something.

 

[TheBeard]

Maybe he can be our Hossa and he can be allergic to something.

It sure won't be winning.

 

[LadyStanley]