OT: 116th Obsequious Banter Thread: October is National Pizza Month

[Magua]

I do this massively stupid thing where I immediately buy The Thing

Holiday expectation:

Holiday reality:

 

[VladDrag]

The second you’re done with this year, start a file on your phone. Every time she mentions liking something throughout the year, put it in the file. It doesn’t matter how big or small or whether you think you want to get it. Then you have actual starting points in quantity.

I can’t agree with this more. I have a locked note that has all kinds of gift ideas, stemming back from 3-4 years ago.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I do this massively stupid thing where I immediately buy The Thing, then Birthday/Christmas roll around and there's nothing.

Tell your wife I said she doesn’t want enough Things.

 

[DancingPanther]

Pro tip: you can never go wrong gifting warm linens.

The proest of tips, my friend

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Pro tip: you can never go wrong gifting warm linens.

This is a good one. I got a Faribault Mill blanket. I expected it to go over well, but I did not expect squees of joy and daily winter use in perpetuity.

 

[Rebels57]

The second you’re done with this year, start a file on your phone. Every time she mentions liking something throughout the year, put it in the file. It doesn’t matter how big or small or whether you think you want to get it. Then you have actual starting points in quantity.

Ive been doing this the last few years too!

 

[DancingPanther]

This is a good one. I got a Faribault Mill blanket. I expected it to go over well, but I did not expect squees of joy and daily winter use in perpetuity.

Jojo, you sweet summer child @Magua

To your point though, never would I trust the dogs. Snoop is a suckler and Brutus...well he's still a puppy

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

LOCKED.

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