OT: 114th Obsequious Banter Thread: One fortnight and counting

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

"Giant" is the limit. I've found the monstrous ones contain too many wasps to spray to death before they find you.

When I was married to my first wife there was a wasp nest that was bigger than a volleyball. I had to wait for a very cool night. I cracked the front door and hit that thing with the biggest can of wasp spray I could find. Those f***ers still came out and tried to get me. Tons of them were hitting the glass on the door trying to get mr even at midnight.
Next morning there were hundreds of dead wasps on the ground. Took down the nest and washed down everything with a hose.

 

[swami24]

Absolutely adorable.

Meanwhile my idiot dog hates water.

Our first dog was a Brittany Spaniel, she was happier in the Sassafras river than at home. Have had 4 Springer males since then. 2 have loved the water, 2 have hated it.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I do all the maintenance on ours to help offset the costs, but yeah, even the chemicals for the water are NOT cheap. It's for my wife tbh.

Women be shoppin. Oh Lawd, they be shoppin.

 

[Jack Straw]

This match between Djokovic and Djere could take all night.

 

[Jack Straw]

Wow. Djokovic down 2 sets to 0. I don’t think this is how he thought his evening was going to go.

 

[Magua]

Wow. Djokovic down 2 sets to 0. I don’t think this is how he thought his evening was going to go.

Never in doubt. The physical and mental stamina…..these guys just are impossible to put down because they’re ready for a marathon.

What’s better than 5 set nearly 2am U.S. Open tennis?

 

[PDX Flyer]

Our first dog was a Brittany Spaniel, she was happier in the Sassafras river than at home. Have had 4 Springer males since then. 2 have loved the water, 2 have hated it.

Bernie is an Aussie and they are hit and miss as well. He likes water but hates swimming. One backpacking trip we found a nice creek with a swimming hole. Bernie was wadding around and came up to a natural dam made by trees. He did this crazy jump and landed in about 4 feet of water on the upper part of the dam. Never saw a dog swim so fast to the shore aha.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

LOCKED.

#115 is open

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