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How do u even get an octopus into a game?
Lol grossCheck the tweet above. He wrapped it in plastic to his body underneath his shirt.
Imagine being an octopus, knowing your corpse will be used as a symbol of glorious tradition...only to be thrown on the stinky flames' ice.
Tradition is tradition. And if you think Detroit fans are yokels, wait til you hear what the hicks in Nashville throw!Imagine being an intelligent, emotional creature, and some dumb ape pulls ya out the ocean, so some other dumb ape can sell ya at a market, so some yokel can chuck your corpse onto the ice in some sorta ritual to a sports god.
Sry, it’s just a waste of a good octopus. Eat it or make a documentary, don’t throw it on the ice.
Seriously man I hate this. Octopi are f***ing rad. I think we should start throwing shitty people on the ice instead.Imagine being an intelligent, emotional creature, and some dumb ape pulls ya out the ocean, so some other dumb ape can sell ya at a market, so some yokel can chuck your corpse onto the ice in some sorta ritual to a sports god.
Sry, it’s just a waste of a good octopus. Eat it or make a documentary, don’t throw it on the ice.
Seriously man I hate this. Octopi are f***ing rad. I think we should start throwing shitty people on the ice instead.
Maybe it was a shitty octopusSeriously man I hate this. Octopi are f***ing rad. I think we should start throwing shitty people on the ice instead.
Maybe it was a shitty octopus
Its not any better. Both are levels of stupid. Catfish tooAt least it’s better than that team who throws rats on the ice.
Can we throw 3 shitty people on the ice for a hat trick if all 3 people are wearing hats?Seriously man I hate this. Octopi are f***ing rad. I think we should start throwing shitty people on the ice instead.
It's awesome, people are mad Seattle can't do it.
Hurricanes are named after a college football team. Their Original franchise name and colors are all better. That's stupid.
Stop driving cars, planes, trains cause we're killing too many insects on the windshields for non-essential consumer goods.
Whiners!
Its not any better. Both are levels of stupid. Catfish too
Hi, yes, I would like to buy an octopus.
You making some for dinner?
Oh no, I would like to wrap it in plastic, put it under my shirt, then throw it on a sheet of ice.
To keep it cold for a long time?
No, to keep up a fan tradition that symbolizes 8 wins for the cup.
Which hasn’t been a thing for more than half a century?
Yep.
Okay….
See, just as stupid
You guys know the rats are plastic right?At least it’s better than that team who throws rats on the ice.
That doesn’t make it better.You guys know the rats are plastic right?
I'd argue it not, and never, being a living being makes it significantly betterThat doesn’t make it better.
Imagine throwing something on the ice because your team won after seeing an animal because you failed basic pest control.
Cool
Um... there's a reason they're called fossil fuels (the things most plastic is made of).I'd argue it not, and never, being a living being makes it significantly better
How do u even get an octopus into a game?