Zemgus Girgensons, Super Awesome Haiku thread, Post Your Haiku Now

[TehDoak]

Ruining tank job
All Star Vote Leader Zemgus
Wonderful *******

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[Sakaarnis]

Steam in the air
Girgensons
Ruined spring

 

[Butt Ox]

Eater of lions
Locomotive versus tank
Dangle Snipe Celly

 

[stokes84]

Eater of lions
Locomotive versus tank
Dangle Snipe Celly

 

[B U F F A L O]

Zemgus Zemgus Z
Z Zemgus Z Zemgus Z
Zemgus Z...Zemgod

 

[enthusiast]

"Girgensonian"
In a century or two
Ol' HSBC

 

[Namejs]

a thick sexy stache
blue wall eyes like summer lakes
pls stop winning games

 

[Paxon]

Gets us through winter
as if hardy potato
from Latvian earth

 

[Moncton man]

From Latvian lore
Late game, OT or shootout
Zemgus shoots and scores

 

[brian_griffin]

Zemgus Girgensons
Destroys Sabres tank season
Latvian land mine

 

[NotABadPeriod]

This Haiku now has
Two lines because Zemgus said so

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Girgensons is lord
God of Buffalo is he
You can not compete

 

[Sansbacon]

We Call Him Zemgod

God Calls Him Sir Me-gensons

We Are Not Worthy

 

[Reddawg]

Zemgus Girgensons
Has an S at the end of
His proper last name

*edit* This was funnier when the thread title spelled his name "Girgenson"

 

[OSUlakers]

Here's a linmerick to change It up


With Zemgod the effort is seen

Makes a hit then breaks up the seam

The women are wet

The opponents upset

The cup in Buffalo it gleams

 

[RoofIt5hole]

Zemgus puts on foil,
Girgensons old time hockey,
Zemgus, his line starts.

 

[old kummelweck]

no enemy rests
a force from the frozen north
baltic lightning strikes

 

[truthbluth]

No loss born of will
An edge earned by sweat and fire
One more rep to go

On a lighter note

Something to root for
Douchey shirts notwithstanding
A fan favorite

 

[Butt Ox]

Don thy cape and cowl
The hero Buffalo needs
Justice is thine twig

 

[Bigduce13]

Crafty Latvian
Turns on dime in tight spaces
Goalie will tremble

 

[LaFontaineToMogilny]

From the frozen North
Zemgus forged from purest flame
Will that melt steel will

 

[silverfish]

Gets us through winter
as if hardy potato
from Latvian earth

Incredible!

You die the Zemgus
Or live long enough to be
The tank destroyer

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

The scent of fresh blood
Of teams in his very wake
The champion comes

 

[slip]

He's beginning to feel just like a Zem-God, Zem-God
All his Latvians from the front to the back nod, vote hard
At the all star game they gonna taste his wrist shot, slap shot
He hits hard like a robot so call him crush-bot, crush-bot...

 

[SabresFanNorthPortFL]

I'm soooooooooooo glad I bought his game worn jersey on the Sabres site last December!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be 5x what I paid then!!!!!

He's aweZome......

BTW....my 8 year old cat is named The Z Man......