Zach Kassian sucks

[TheLegend]

Because he does.

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[lanky]

He's big and he skates well.
Shame he's no good at hockey.

 

[Dirty Old Man]

Makes one long for the days of Chipchura dancing through traffic with the puck....

 

[rt]

Makes one long for the days of Chipchura dancing through traffic with the puck....

Kassian-Chipchura-Moss

 

[Summer Rose]

I don’t disagree.

 

[Dirty Old Man]

Kassian-Chipchura-Moss

see i'd mentioned moss in my comment too, but deleted it. Didn't wanna trigger some people.

 

[BAdvocate]

Chipchura does not belong in conversations with the names David Moss and Kassian.

That's like lumping Luke Schenn in with Deron Quint and David Hale.

Chipchura's name is not to be used in vain!

 

[Dirty Old Man]

Chipchura's name is not to be used in vain!

I'm just mad he lives rent-free in my head. Every time *I* try to stick handle through traffic in beer league ... *poke* ... "Dammit!"

 

[rt]

I'm just mad he lives rent-free in my head. Every time *I* try to stick handle through traffic in beer league ... *poke* ... "Dammit!"

Every time *I* try to stick handle (period) … “Dammit!”

 

[Grimes]

Rank em from worst to best (cap dump edition)

Kassian, Beagle, Eriksson (can't believe he was on AZ), Roussel, Stralman, Nemeth

Did I miss anyone? I'm not counting Ghost.

 

[zerekstar]

Because he does.

This was Summer Rose's thread to start

Kassian-Chipchura-Moss

The line of legends

 

[BAdvocate]

Rank em from worst to best (cap dump edition)

Kassian, Beagle, Eriksson (can't believe he was on AZ), Roussel, Stralman, Nemeth

Did I miss anyone? I'm not counting Ghost.

Ritchie?

 

[rt]

This was Summer Rose's thread to start


The line of legends

I started a Stepan Sucks thread. Then he got hot. Summer Rose has started them as reverse jinxes ever since.

 

[zerekstar]

I started a Stepan Sucks thread. Then he got hot. Summer Rose has started them as reverse jinxes ever since.

That's funny
I'm shocked she missed out on Kassian

 

[Grimes]

Ritchie?

Well he would be the best clearly. But I put him in the doesn't count catagory too haha. What was that full trade again?

 

[BlazingBlueAnt]

I'm just mad he lives rent-free in my head. Every time *I* try to stick handle through traffic in beer league ... *poke* ... "Dammit!"

I'm still triggered by Nash calling him a poor mans Datsyuk

 

[TheLegend]

I'm just mad he lives rent-free in my head. Every time *I* try to stick handle through traffic in beer league ... *poke* ... "Dammit!"

Well thank @GiveAFlyingPuck for residing in your head.

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

Chipchura does not belong in conversations with the names David Moss and Kassian.

That's like lumping Luke Schenn in with Deron Quint and David Hale.

Chipchura's name is not to be used in vain!

Concur!

 

[lanky]

Rank em from worst to best (cap dump edition)

Kassian, Beagle, Eriksson (can't believe he was on AZ), Roussel, Stralman, Nemeth

Did I miss anyone? I'm not counting Ghost.

Stralman
Nemeth
Ladd
Roussel
Eriksson
Beagle
Kassian

Kassian might not be any worse than Beagle but we're stuck with him for two seasons, so he goes at the bottom.

Edit: I added Ladd!

 

[TheLegend]

This was Summer Rose's thread to start

She did…. In the other thread.

I was raised to be courteous to ladies so I gave it the space she felt it deserved.

(and you’ll note I got a like for it.)

 

[lakai17]

Be happy he's trying to help you win the Bedard sweepstakes!

 

[zerekstar]

She did…. In the other thread.

I was raised to be courteous to ladies so I gave it the space she felt it deserved.

(and you’ll note I got a like for it.)

You're a gentleman

 

[Summer Rose]

That's funny
I'm shocked she missed out on Kassian

I had choir practice tonight to get to.

 

[zerekstar]

I had choir practice tonight to get to.

I forgot people have lives outside of this board

 

[Dirty Old Man]

Well thank @GiveAFlyingPuck for residing in your head.

Oh I know. Every time.