Kevs Security
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Y'all know me as Kevs, the Corp. Sec. Fella. I've told you some stories from my past I thought were long forgotten, erased from my memory permanently. Heck, was I wrong. This site brings back memories. Y'all know I used to sell used cars for a while back in Long Island. I've told you fellas about my ex-wife, my kids and the time I stabbed a bear. You are well informed about the fact that I'm a depressed alcoholic with a severe anxiety. But I haven't told ya about my greatest accomplishment.
I was once crowned as the Prime Minister of Belgium. Didn't see that one coming, but it's true.
So my dear friend Brad inherited some land from his father(Rest In Piece, Hank). He decided to build a fortress and named himself the King of Bradland. I told him that it's the 19th century and democracy is the way to go. He, as a king, then crowned me as the Prime Minister of Bradland. The first thing I did with my newfound power, was to change the democratic kingdom's name to "Belgium". Brad was f***ing mad as hell after that. Didn't speak to me for like three hours. All he did was complain about the extra paperwork. Hecking Brad, he's my dearest friend
I was once crowned as the Prime Minister of Belgium. Didn't see that one coming, but it's true.
So my dear friend Brad inherited some land from his father(Rest In Piece, Hank). He decided to build a fortress and named himself the King of Bradland. I told him that it's the 19th century and democracy is the way to go. He, as a king, then crowned me as the Prime Minister of Bradland. The first thing I did with my newfound power, was to change the democratic kingdom's name to "Belgium". Brad was f***ing mad as hell after that. Didn't speak to me for like three hours. All he did was complain about the extra paperwork. Hecking Brad, he's my dearest friend
Mine`s is liderally stumping people with this 
