Fixed to Ruin
Come wit it now!
"Young Sheldon, you haven't finished your broccoli."
"Oh, don't worry mother, I assure you that my diet is rich enough in cellulose fiber that I no longer need to consume this particular flowering specimen of the cabbage derivative without fear of being unable to pass future waste from my small colon."
[audience laughs]
This post will be the only thing that will ever be funny about Young Sheldon.