yeah i'm f***in' rich so what

[Pharrell Williams]

i've got a f***in' keurig in my bedroom that's how goddamn rich i am, coffee whenever i want it. oh what's that? a mini-fridge too? wait wait wait

you're telling me

i have a refrigerator and coffee machine in my kitchen

and then another mini-fridge and a keurig in my bedroom

holy f***ing shit

this guy handsome and wealthy af


I'm Rich.

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[Pharrell Williams]

become wealthy by avoiding eMoney

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I've had a Keurig since the first year they were a thing

 

[Pharrell Williams]

guys got an old model of keurig smh

time to update

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I have updated many times due to the water pumps on them going kaput.

My current one is still chugging along

 

[Conrad McBenis]

become wealthy by avoiding eMoney

Wow, we found @The Crypto Guy Reddit account.

 

[Chonged]

I have updated many times due to the water pumps on them going kaput.

My current one is still chugging along

@The Crypto Guy you can't afford coffee ya peasant

 

[Godzilla]

Screw the Keurig, I have a Nespresso...

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

Keurig is the shinning pinnacle of the 21st Century.

You are paying three times the cost for half of the amount of coffee while creating three times the waste. All so you can drink one cup of coffee in bitter loneliness.

(Just not quite as bitter as that coffee)

I always admired the wastefulness of the last century, but this is truly next level.

Bravisimo!

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Keurig is the shinning pinnacle of the 21st Century.

You are paying three times the cost for half of the amount of coffee while creating three times the waste. All so you can drink one cup of coffee in bitter loneliness.

(Just not quite as bitter as that coffee)

I always admired the wastefulness of the last century, but this is truly next level.

Bravisimo!

sounds like someone's not f***in' rich

 

[ACLEVERNAME]

I'm rich in knowledge.

Knowledge that OPs a bull****er.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

@The Crypto Guy you can't afford coffee ya peasant

Oh, look..its the guy who drinks beer in gas station bathrooms

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Oh, look..its the guy who drinks beer in gas station bathrooms

Oh look..its the guy that can't afford has station bathroom beers because he dumped his life savings into fake internet money and is now broke.

 

[iGetThatBread]

ITT there's a bunch of poor people discussing household appliances. I'd literally kill myself if I even had to concern myself with such things..

 

[iGetThatBread]

Keurig is the shinning pinnacle of the 21st Century.

You are paying three times the cost for half of the amount of coffee while creating three times the waste. All so you can drink one cup of coffee in bitter loneliness.

(Just not quite as bitter as that coffee)

I always admired the wastefulness of the last century, but this is truly next level.

Bravisimo!

LMAO exactly. Just get your house boy to French press you a cup if you're thirsty, it's not that hard to just not take the lazy Keurig route. Go real, go fresh, go French; that's my motto.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

ITT there's a bunch of poor people discussing household appliances. I'd literally kill myself if I even had to concern myself with such things..

get rich you bitch

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Oh look..its the guy that can't afford has station bathroom beers because he dumped his life savings into fake internet money and is now broke.

Nope you must have the wrong guy. Are you a little tipsy from a margarita?

 

[Conrad McBenis]

Nope you must have the wrong guy. Are you a little tipsy from a margarita?

I don't drink margaritas.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

I don't drink margaritas.

You already admitted it silly.

 

[Conrad McBenis]

You already admitted it silly.

Did you forget your medication this morning?

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Did you forget your medication this morning?

Says the guy who has arugmeNts with himself

 

[CRM 114]

Keurig is the shinning pinnacle of the 21st Century.

You are paying three times the cost for half of the amount of coffee while creating three times the waste. All so you can drink one cup of coffee in bitter loneliness.

(Just not quite as bitter as that coffee)

I always admired the wastefulness of the last century, but this is truly next level.

Bravisimo!

The smartest thing you have ever said. It's almost like it wasn't even you who wrote it.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

guy thinks the key to wealth is alt accounts

it's not

it's being f***in' rich and handsome as shit

 

[Rodgerwilco]

Keurig is the shinning pinnacle of the 21st Century.

You are paying three times the cost for half of the amount of coffee while creating three times the waste. All so you can drink one cup of coffee in bitter loneliness.

(Just not quite as bitter as that coffee)

I always admired the wastefulness of the last century, but this is truly next level.

Bravisimo!

The creator of Keurig is actually dedicating all of his time to get people to stop using K-cups, he said that he regrets even creating them in the first-place due to the insane amount of waste, and he didn't even make that much off of it.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Screw the Keurig, I have a Nespresso...

I've always wanted to try one of those?? How is the coffee??