Would you take pure alcohol pills over liquor for a good time?

End on a Hinote

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Let's face it...most of us like to get a little buzz going at the bars on the weekends to further enhance our good time with family and friends. So for the sake of argument, if you had access to pure alcohol pills that would intoxicate you the same way liquor would, would you take that over pricier beverages filled with empty carbs? Or is the process of drinking the liquor what makes getting buzzed half the fun?

NOTE: I am in no way encouraging intoxication, just asking how many people would prefer a more practical alternative to an already wildly popular practice. :)
 

irunthepeg

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I only consume alcohol in a safe, responsible manner so as to ensure I do not become intoxicated
 

tarheelhockey

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The process of drinking is indeed part of the fun. It's a social activity at heart.

Alcohol pills seem like an invitation to anti-social drunkenness, which is not a path anyone should travel.
 

AnAceOfKidneys

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Excellent thread. I'd choose the pills to allow me to eat the giant donair at the end of the night without having guilt for consuming too many calories.

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Devourers

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Well, one good way to avoid a dece number of the carbs is mixed drinks with diet soda. A lot of liquors also have 0 carbs (Gin, rum, etc) so by mixing with diet coke instead of coke, you can actually have 0 carb beverages. Beer is the real worst one cause it's filled with carbs and requires consuming a lot of it to get hammered.

Then, you could eat your gigantic gyros (or two ;)) without feeling as guilty. I find this works well with fast food in general tbh, you'll always get the people who say "lol, guy orders a double big mac and large fry, with a diet cola" but you're effectively cutting out a ton of the sugar by doing so.
 

SugarSherm

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I think as a pregame item I would take the pills. Take a few before going out so you already start to feel some sort of a buzz and it could save you some money on drinks at the bar. It could also help if you're short on time before going out.

I'm also not the biggest fan of shots or liquor in general and drink mainly beer so I wouldn't have to get full as fast drinking beer before going out and I wouldnt have to pee as much.
 

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