Music: Worst Lyrics

[Bob Richards]

I always love these kind of threads and wanted to put one up when I was thinking about corny-ass Drake lyrics earlier.

I got so many chains they calling me chaining Tatum

Also had to throw in a classic J. Cole line:

I let you feel like you the ****, but boy you can't out-fart me.

Lirl

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[Shareefruck]

I don't follow the bad bands enough to know, but New Order's cover of Sister Ray is embarassing.

 

[CycloneLaunch]

The song Soul Sister by Train (no specific lyric, the entire song in general)

 

[kmad]

Huge Eddie Vedder fan, but I can't deal with these lyrics:

There's those thinking more or less less is more
But if less is more how you're keeping score?
Means for every point you make
Your level drops
Kinda like it's starting from the top
You can't do that

 

[tacogeoff]

Panda, Panda
Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda

And the rest of the lyrics in the song. Great beat though.

 

[Eisen]

Euro dance is full of it.

 

[Hammettf2b]

Work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

 

[RayP]

Work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

 

[Mikeaveli]

Your best day is my worst day
I get green like Earth Day

Yeah, how's that for real?
You toyin' with it like Happy Meal

They say the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut

Go check the numbers dummy, that's just me gettin' started
I'm artistic, you ****** is autistic, ********

I love hip-hop music but the bad lyrics really stand out lol

 

[tarheelhockey]

The song Soul Sister by Train (no specific lyric, the entire song in general)

Train could have a whole lyric thread until themselves. I'd even go so far as to say that Soul Sister is one of their better-written hits.

Meet Virginia
Smokes a pack a day, but wait,
That's me, but anyway
...

She never comprimises,
Loves babies and surprises,
wears high heels when
she exercises
Ain't it beautuiful
...
Daddy wrestles alligators
Mama works on carborators
Her brother is a fine mediator
For the president


Drops of Jupiter
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there's room to grow, hey, hey, hey
...
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken?
Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance, five-hour phone conversation?
The best soy latte that you ever had and me


If It's Love
My feet have been on the floor
Flat like an Idol singer
Remember Winger
I digress
...
Took a loan on a house I own
Can't be a queen bee without a bee throne
I wanna buy ya everything
Except cologne
'cause it's poison
We can travel to Spain
where the rain falls mainly on the plain
Sounds insane
'cause it is


Drive By
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love


I'm convinced that they write their lyrics in the cab on the way to the studio.

 

[Shadow Journal]

Oh yeah I tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand

 

[NowitzkisBrownNugget]

Lil Wayne wins:

"Real G's move in silence like lasagne"

"Boogie man, pistol pete, ammo mammal, gun man, blum blam"

"I'm a millionaire, a Young Money millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair"

"Big house, long hallways. Got 10 bathrooms, I can **** all day"

"The only time I will depend is when I'm 70 years old. That's when I can't hold my **** within, so I **** on myself, cuz I'm so tired of ****in on everybody else"

"Swagger tighter than a yeast infection. Fly go hard like geese erection. Fashion patrol police detection. I stay tight like Chinese connection."

"Your flow never wet like grandma *****. I'm always good like grandma cookies"

"I am the ****, and you just poop stains"

"Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the ****"

That's it for now....

 

[GlassesJacketShirt]

Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on...........need I say more?

And yeah, Pat Monahan is insane. Only explanation I have for Train lyrics.

 

[Spring in Fialta]

Train could have a whole lyric thread until themselves. I'd even go so far as to say that Soul Sister is one of their better-written hits.

Meet Virginia
Smokes a pack a day, but wait,
That's me, but anyway
...

She never comprimises,
Loves babies and surprises,
wears high heels when
she exercises
Ain't it beautuiful
...
Daddy wrestles alligators
Mama works on carborators
Her brother is a fine mediator
For the president


Drops of Jupiter
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there's room to grow, hey, hey, hey
...
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken?
Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance, five-hour phone conversation?
The best soy latte that you ever had and me


If It's Love
My feet have been on the floor
Flat like an Idol singer
Remember Winger
I digress
...
Took a loan on a house I own
Can't be a queen bee without a bee throne
I wanna buy ya everything
Except cologne
'cause it's poison
We can travel to Spain
where the rain falls mainly on the plain
Sounds insane
'cause it is


Drive By
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love


I'm convinced that they write their lyrics in the cab on the way to the studio.

How do you write and sing this and not feel bad about yourself? My God.

 

[Mikeaveli]

Lil Wayne wins:

"Real G's move in silence like lasagne"

"Boogie man, pistol pete, ammo mammal, gun man, blum blam"

"I'm a millionaire, a Young Money millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair"

"Big house, long hallways. Got 10 bathrooms, I can **** all day"

"The only time I will depend is when I'm 70 years old. That's when I can't hold my **** within, so I **** on myself, cuz I'm so tired of ****in on everybody else"

"Swagger tighter than a yeast infection. Fly go hard like geese erection. Fashion patrol police detection. I stay tight like Chinese connection."

"Your flow never wet like grandma *****. I'm always good like grandma cookies"

"I am the ****, and you just poop stains"

"Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the ****"

That's it for now....

"Weezy F baby and the F is for phenomenal"

 

[Lost Horizons]

Descendents - Weinerschnitzel

Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel, may I take your order please?
Yeah I want:
Two large cokes, Two large fries
Chili-cheese dog, large Doctor Pepper
Super deluxe, with cheese and tomato
You want bill sperm with that?
NO!

 

[Unhealthy Scratch]

"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time"

Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love

 

[kook10]

It always comes back to Nice & Smooth. There is a kind of genius in their stupidity.


Pete's rickety rocket was my favorite cartoon
After marriage the honeymoon
I'll be damn gag me with a spoon
Who loves Popeye, Alice the goon

...

I don't beg cause cause I'm not at begonia
I dress warm so that I won't catch pneumonia
My rhymes are stronger than ammonia
I'm a diamond, you're a cubic zirconia

 

[Shadow Journal]

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

 

[tarheelhockey]

"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time"

Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love

That's a quintessential bad lyric.

 

[tp71]

Wouldn't MacArthur Park take the cake?

 

[izzy]

okay the lasagna line isnt bad lol

 

[Shadow Journal]

okay the lasagna line isnt bad lol

Some people just don't appreciate clever rap punchlines I guess. I mean, it's obviously sort of cheesy, but it's still funny. I like the pun from the song Caroline:

Cause we gon' be up all night, **** a decaf
You say I'm a tall thug, guess I'm a G-raffe

 

[tarheelhockey]

Some people just don't appreciate clever rap punchlines I guess.

Yeah, a lot of bad rap lyrics are ridiculous on purpose. They're not supposed to be taken seriously or perceived as artistic, at least not as far as the Lil Waynes of the industry are concerned.

 

[Neutrinos]