GDT: Winnipeg Jets @ the LA Kings Saturday March 25th 3pm TSN3

[Buffdog]

Connor is like a knock-off Roomba. Buzzes around aimlessly to no effect.

He sucks just as much though

 

[AlphaLackey]

I swear to God, if Bones doesn't pull the goalie for this PP, down by 2 with 4:30 left, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

 

[kanadalainen]

I swear to God, if Bones doesn't pull the goalie for this PP, down by 2 with 4:30 left, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Remind me to rescind any offers for bangers and mash at your place.

 

[SUX2BU]

I swear to God, if Bones doesn't pull the goalie for this PP, down by 2 with 4:30 left, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Whatever floats your boat …..

 

[imec]

Remind me to rescind any offers for bangers and mash at your place.

Toad in the hole...

 

[Ossific]

Looool can't enter the zone at all

 

[DRW204]

Down 3-1 not even a shot on the pp

 

[kanadalainen]

Shoot ye great weapons

 

[Ossific]

What a power play!

 

[jungles]

Drink every time you hear "no shots on that power play".

 

[cbcwpg]

1 in the last 25 on the PP…. Thats 4%

 

[sipowicz]

Oh look, Sip thought the game started at 6:00, dumbazz!

 

[Potrzebie]

I swear to God, if Bones doesn't pull the goalie for this PP, down by 2 with 4:30 left, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

I usually use sour cream myself

 

[johnnyonthspot]

I swear to God, if Bones doesn't pull the goalie for this PP, down by 2 with 4:30 left, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Ummm so did you?
I think bowness knew they would not get a shot on it

 

[sipowicz]

Oh look, the Jets are dressed!

 

[kanadalainen]

Drink every time you hear "no shots on that power play".

I'd be unconscious supine and drooling on the carpet.

 

[WolfgangPuck]

I read that as touching and got really confused

That might be a better option than watching this shiiit

 

[jungles]

Remind me to rescind any offers for bangers and mash at your place.

No, no, I said "I banged the mash".

 

[Tasteless Beaver]

This is honestly worse than watching grass grow in March. Same result though.

 

[bustamente]

Jets took dancing Gabe to LA and even he is cheering for the Kings

 

[Jet]

That doughty goal was such a backbreaker.

Really finding myself bored during Jets games lately, when they get down I just feel like there's no chance, and helle has been letting in a lot of early goals

 

[AlphaLackey]

Ummm so did you?
I think bowness knew they would not get a shot on it

Bowness didn't realize their chances of getting a shot on goal goes up dramatically up 6-4, and that blowing two minutes without a shot hurts us basically as much as going down 3.

Like 6-4 compared to 5-4 is a bigger edge than 6-5 is over 5-5

And no, I didn't. But I'm mad enough to that I'm holding off ordering dinner for a while, just to be sure.

 

[SUX2BU]

Oh look, the Jets are dressed!

Oh look, lackey is stirring the potatoes

 

[TheHead]

Helly left before we had control…good coaching….

 

[kanadalainen]

Bellowing blowhole