Prospect Info: William Von Barnekow Lofberg, F (161st overall, 2021)

[jmelm]

Every time I see this thread bumped with a new post, I'm reminded that I will be more and more disappointed if this guy never makes the team.

I don't care where he was drafted. With a name like that, him not panning out would be as disappointing as a top 10 pick busting. He has to make it, even if it's as the 12th or 13th forward.

 

[MeenOlViks]

I see his name on the roster but do not remember him at devolpment camp.

 

[Chainshot]

I see his name on the roster but do not remember him at devolpment camp.

He scored one of the nicer goals in the 3-on-3 tournament.

 

[Chainshot]

Putting some video to the walking he administered to 3 out of the 4 guys on the grey squad:

 

[MarkusKetterer]

 

[SnuggaRUDE]

Nice to see the Baron pot his first.

 

[Dingo44]

 

[UnleashRasmus]

I was more impressed by his play on the clip in the three on three tournament, but it was great to see him flow with the broken play, and then get the reach off the pass to the front.

 

[Howie Hodge]

A long name you say?

Not really, in that family!

His Great Uncle was Johan Gambolputty de von Asfern Schplendin Schlitter Crasscenbon Fried Digger Dingle-Dangle Dongle Burstein Von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurtstlich Himbleeisen Bandwagon Gutenbend Bitter Ein Nurburger Brattwustle Gerspurtin Witz Weimache Luber Handsuft Guberamber Schonendanker Kalbfleisch Mittler Aucher von Hautkopf of Um.

Just be glad they shortened it....

 

[Diaspora]

A long name you say?

Not really, in that family!

His Great Uncle was Johan Gambolputty de von Asfern Schplendin Schlitter Crasscenbon Fried Digger Dingle-Dangle Dongle Burstein Von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurtstlich Himbleeisen Bandwagon Gutenbend Bitter Ein Nurburger Brattwustle Gerspurtin Witz Weimache Luber Handsuft Guberamber Schonendanker Kalbfleisch Mittler Aucher von Hautkopf of Um.

Just be glad they shortened it....

. . . a lot there to unpack.

 

[Matt Ress]

A long name you say?

Not really, in that family!

His Great Uncle was Johan Gambolputty de von Asfern Schplendin Schlitter Crasscenbon Fried Digger Dingle-Dangle Dongle Burstein Von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurtstlich Himbleeisen Bandwagon Gutenbend Bitter Ein Nurburger Brattwustle Gerspurtin Witz Weimache Luber Handsuft Guberamber Schonendanker Kalbfleisch Mittler Aucher von Hautkopf of Um.

Just be glad they shortened it....

I went to high school with a *whispers* John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Wonder if they're related.

 

[Gras]

I went to high school with a *whispers* John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Wonder if they're related.

Hey, that's my name too.

 

[cybresabre]

A long name you say?

Not really, in that family!

His Great Uncle was Johan Gambolputty de von Asfern Schplendin Schlitter Crasscenbon Fried Digger Dingle-Dangle Dongle Burstein Von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurtstlich Himbleeisen Bandwagon Gutenbend Bitter Ein Nurburger Brattwustle Gerspurtin Witz Weimache Luber Handsuft Guberamber Schonendanker Kalbfleisch Mittler Aucher von Hautkopf of Um.

Just be glad they shortened it....

damn, I'll be hittin cousin up for tickets when he makes it

 

[Faceboner]

A long name you say?

Not really, in that family!

His Great Uncle was Johan Gambolputty de von Asfern Schplendin Schlitter Crasscenbon Fried Digger Dingle-Dangle Dongle Burstein Von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurtstlich Himbleeisen Bandwagon Gutenbend Bitter Ein Nurburger Brattwustle Gerspurtin Witz Weimache Luber Handsuft Guberamber Schonendanker Kalbfleisch Mittler Aucher von Hautkopf of Um.

Just be glad they shortened it....

Is that real??

 

[Paxon]

Is that real??

100%

 

[Dex]

A long name you say?

Not really, in that family!

His Great Uncle was Johan Gambolputty de von Asfern Schplendin Schlitter Crasscenbon Fried Digger Dingle-Dangle Dongle Burstein Von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurtstlich Himbleeisen Bandwagon Gutenbend Bitter Ein Nurburger Brattwustle Gerspurtin Witz Weimache Luber Handsuft Guberamber Schonendanker Kalbfleisch Mittler Aucher von Hautkopf of Ulm.

Just be glad they shortened it....

That was a bit of fun and we all had a jolly good laugh. But I noticed the name of the city was incorrect, so I fixed that name for you

 

[Strexvale]

A long name you say?

Not really, in that family!

His Great Uncle was Johan Gambolputty de von Asfern Schplendin Schlitter Crasscenbon Fried Digger Dingle-Dangle Dongle Burstein Von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kurtstlich Himbleeisen Bandwagon Gutenbend Bitter Ein Nurburger Brattwustle Gerspurtin Witz Weimache Luber Handsuft Guberamber Schonendanker Kalbfleisch Mittler Aucher von Hautkopf of Um.

Just be glad they shortened it....

 

[MarkusKetterer]

 

[Chainshot]

It's 8-4 now and he's diving in front of shots.

Saying that again, his team is up by 4 late in the game and he's diving in front of pucks.

 

[MarkusKetterer]

It's 8-4 now and he's diving in front of shots.

Saying that again, his team is up by 4 late in the game and he's diving in front of pucks.

I would too. Hell, I was doing that when we were down by 21!

 

[Matt Ress]

2 goals in 7 SHL contests so far for the lanky viking

 

[MarkusKetterer]

Happy birthday to the baron! And he’s up to 3 goals in 16 games for Malmo now. He has yet to get an assist on the season

 

[Chainshot]

Had to go to the hospital a few games back...



...with a possible dislocated shoulder...



...which could mean he's done for the rest of the year.

 

[TehDoak]

Had to go to the hospital a few games back...



...with a possible dislocated shoulder...



...which could mean he's done for the rest of the year.

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...​

 

[Jimmybarndoor2]

Whenever we go out, the people always shout