Nah, Callie's easy.
From now on, in any trade proposal, I will refer to the following teams as:
Western Conference:
Edmonton = Eddy
Vancouver = Vanny
Calgary = Callie
Colorado = Coly or Denny (or *gasp* the Nordies!)
Dallas = Dally
LA = Angie
Anaheim = Annie
San Jose = Sanny
Phoenix = Pheeny
Chicago = Chiccy
Detroit = Deety
St. Louis = Sainty
Columbus = Collie
Nashville = Nashy
OK, ok. I like where this is going.
New Jersey = Newy
New York Islanders = one of these two need to be "Yorky", I'm unsure about the other
New York Rangers =
Philadelphia = Philly (I'm uninventive)
Pittsburgh = Pitty (haha! puns...)
Boston = Bossy(?)
Buffalo = Buffy (too easy)
Montreal = Monty (ditto)
Ottawa = I've already been saying Otty
Toronto = Onty (think Aunty)
Atlanta = Lanty
Carolina = Liny
Florida = Flory
Tampa Bay = Tampy
Washington = DCY (said, not spelled out?)
I suck at this, but I like where this is heading.