Who wants to be CFO?

[Inkling]

The Senators are looking for a new CFO. Interesting, given all the talk of their finances in the wake of the firing of Maclean and the placing of blame at the foot of the coach versus being the lowest spending team in the NHL.

http://senators.nhl.com/v2/ext/PDFs/CFO-DECEMBER-2014.pdf

Are you good with money? Interested in a challenge? Willing to start at the bottom (of capgeek payroll listings)? Send in your resume and perhaps you will be the one spending all that TSN and Sportsnet revenue. Good times.

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[Quo]

Odds on anyone here being qualified?

 

[Micklebot]

Odds on anyone here being qualified?

fake it till you make it.

 

[NyQuil]

I'm all about synergy and maximizing ROI.

 

[Inkling]

If in doubt..."we can't afford that".

 

[starling]

What happened to the old one?

 

[Engineer]

Don't worry guys, I got this, lots of experience.

 

[ChocolateLeclaire]

What happened to the old one?

"I'm sorry Eugene, there is literally NO WAY I can make a quarter out of 15 cents...it's scientifically and mathematically impossible."

"You're fired!"

 

[ChocolateLeclaire]

Don't worry guys, I got this, lots of experience.

Needs this guy instead...

 

[starling]

"I'm sorry Eugene, there is literally NO WAY I can make a quarter out of 15 cents...it's scientifically and mathematically impossible."

"You're fired!"

My guess MacLean was double-jobbing between games and during summer.

 

[Rals]

I'm in finance

But I doubt they hiring 27 year olds for CFO.

 

[NyQuil]

I'm in finance

But I doubt they hiring 27 year olds for CFO.

They would if you did it for free.

 

[Rals]

They would if you did it for free.

Pfft, I'm Jagr not Alfie, you don't get into finance without looking for a paycheck.

 

[Gil Gunderson]

Pfft, I'm Jagr not Alfie, you don't get into finance without looking for a paycheck.

You get to meet Chris Phillips in the flesh. Who cares about a paycheck?

 

[NyQuil]

Meh, I can go to the Big Rig whenever I want and drink his Championship Pilsner.

 

[Rals]

Chris Phillips is an extra revenue steam pimp, a la Zennon Konopka, gotta admire it about them.

 

[NyQuil]

Chris Neil has the Oil Changers thing and he's also part owner of that Biermarket place in Kanata (which I actually quite enjoy).

 

[Rals]

I always thought an in depth look into what makes hockey players such raging fiscal conservatives would be an interesting subject. Jack Johnsons as side.

 

[ChocolateLeclaire]

Chris Neil has the Oil Changers thing and he's also part owner of that Biermarket place in Kanata (which I actually quite enjoy).

Bierhaus.

Biermarket is another one of those soul-less chain restaurants.

 

[NyQuil]

Bierhaus.

Biermarket is another one of those soul-less chain restaurants.

Sorry, yes.

I went to that place too on Friday (on Sparks).

For a chain it wasn't bad. Beer list was decent.

I don't mind having more than one beer/schnitzel/oyster/wurst restaurant in town.

 

[Caeldan]

I'm in finance

But I doubt they hiring 27 year olds for CFO.

Well the Leafs hired a 28 year old to be AGM... so you never know!

 

[NyQuil]

Well the Leafs hired a 28 year old to be AGM... so you never know!

To be fair, his job interview consisted of reminiscing about Tucker, Corson, Roberts and Thomas.

 

[Sens Mile]

My expertise is in giving the false impression that the company is losing money, when in reality making dollars hand over fist. The skill can come in handy if there is alternative debt from other, outside the hockey realm, financial disaster

 

[Rals]

My expertise is in giving the false impression that the company is losing money, when in reality making dollars hand over fist. The skill can come in handy if there is alternative debt from other, outside the hockey realm, financial disaster

Senators hire Boots Del Biaggio as new CFO

 

[NyQuil]

I'm thinking Frank D'Angelo.