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Couturier probably. Although doesn't Jake wear the A from time to time?
Jake has worn the 'A' in the past when guys were injured or in pre-season and whatnot.
But I have a different idea: Jake should wear a scarlet 'A' on his chest, as punishment for his sin of only getting assists. That way he can wear a letter and still not be assistant captain.